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- The Jays - 08-19-2003
Associated Press
New York, NY-August 18, 2003
According to highly reliable sources, evidence has surfaced that Cold Day in Hell moderator candidate The Sleeper is not as negative and cynical as previously thought.
In fact, sources have obtained evidence that Mr. Sleeper is actually a fun-lovin, ray of sunshine who looks at each new day as an unwrapped present waiting to be opened. Such startling evidence that he is all rainbows and lolipops could derail his current campaign, which seems to have found the success that previous campaigns have utterly lacked.
One source cites eyewitness testimony that Mr. Sleeper took a bottle of Glaceau Vitamin Water out of his refrigerator during a small gathering at his apartment, and commented aloud "Hmm, there's still a lil bit left." This statement shocked onlookers, expecting him to state "God dammit, I'm almost out!" Instead, they were treated to a version of Mr. Sleeper that was previously thought to have not existed, one who is a "glass is half full" type of guy.
"I can't believe it. It's not possible." said one alleged Sleeper fan who chose to remain nameless when interviewed about the recent turn of events. "That someone so full of scorn and bitterness regarding the world around him could actually find hope in the world... I mean, if its true, then it's obvious that he has been playing us for utter fools for the past few years."
Edited By The Jays on 1061336461
- Hybrid - 08-19-2003
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- drusilla - 08-19-2003
i heard he jerks it while standing over his toilet
- Bland - 08-19-2003
I assume this was supposed to be funny.I am sure if I knew Sleeper better I would be busting a gut.
- Keyser Soze - 08-20-2003
A for effort.
- Bland - 08-20-2003
How do you center your sig pics?
- The Jays - 08-20-2003
THIS IS SCANDALOUS SHIT, NIGGA! DON'T VOTE FOR SLEEPER! HE WANTS TO RAPE YOUR VILLAGES AND PLUNDER YOUR WOMEN!
- Keyser Soze - 08-20-2003
use the html tag for center which is less than sign center greater than sign YOUR SIG less than sign forward slash center greater than sign. id post the code but it would just center my post and not show.
- The Jays - 08-20-2003
SLEEPER VOTED FOR HUBERT HUMPHREY, AND HE KILLED JESUS!!
- Jack - 08-20-2003
Code:
<center>http://yoururltoyoursigpicbythewaygetridofgeocitiesyoucheapassfaggot.###</center>- Keyser Soze - 08-20-2003
ah theres a code sample button, good to know ;-)
- The Jays - 08-20-2003
SLEEPER IS A SUPPORTER OF GEOCITIES AND ANGELFIRE, AND HE ENJOYS THE COMIC STYLINGS OF JEFF FOXWORTHY! IF YOUR GONNA THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE, THROW IT AWAY BY VOTING FOR THE JAYS!
- Bland - 08-20-2003
Keyser Soze Wrote:use the html tag for center which is less than sign center greater than sign YOUR SIG less than sign forward slash center greater than sign. id post the code but it would just center my post and not show.Thanks.
- The Jays - 08-20-2003
HE WORSHIPS THE LORD, AND PREACHES THE GOOD WORD IN CHRISTIAN SINGLES CHAT ROOMS!
- The Jays - 08-20-2003
HIS RUNNING MATE IS JESUS!
- Keyser Soze - 08-20-2003
gonzo died for your oa.com
- LyricalGomez - 08-20-2003
No man who lives in an apartment like that could be a "fun-lovin ray of sunshine"
- Goatweed - 08-20-2003
what's an oa.com?
- Keyser Soze - 08-20-2003
object automation
- Doc - 08-20-2003
Umm...isn't Sleeper a broad?