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- Doc - 09-26-2003
U.S. Invades Non-Oil-Rich Nation To Dispel Criticism
LUXEMBOURG VILLE, LUXEMBOURG — In an effort to quiet criticism of U.S. military policy, 50,000 U.S. troops invaded and soundly defeated the non-oil-rich Grand Duchy of Luxembourg Monday. "Once again, the U.S. claims victory over a rogue nation," said President Bush after the 45-minute war. "The people of Luxembourg, although prosperous and living in peace, have suffered under the tyranny of a monarchy for centuries. And allow me to point out that Luxembourg has not one drop of crude oil." Troops will return home Friday, following the public hanging of Grand Duke Henri de Luxembourg.
Actually, I just wanted to draw attention to the fact that I will not have to move out to California for my job as I previously thought. So I now have to worry about neither Arnold as my governor nor the threat of North Korean ballistic missiles.
Carry on
- Galt - 09-26-2003
Yes, I read The Onion too.
Thank you.
- Velociti - 09-26-2003
teenweek-esque
- Goatweed - 09-26-2003
I used to read The Onion, but I just stopped for some reason.
- Hey Ladi - 09-26-2003
you realized that life is like the onion
you can peel away the layers looking for a meaning, but in the end there is nothing, your hands smell & it makes you cry
- TheGMANN - 09-26-2003
Quote:you can peel away the layers looking for a meaning, but in the end there is nothing, your hands smell & it makes you cry
thats so deep....whoa!
- Danked - 09-26-2003
Robert Palmer is dead and this is your breaking news?
Shame on you.
- Goatweed - 09-26-2003
Robert Palmer is dead? The Simply Irresitable guy?
- HedCold - 09-26-2003
thats who robert palmer is?
- Danked - 09-26-2003
Sadly, yes....
- Goatweed - 09-26-2003
damn.
- Doc - 09-26-2003
I know it was totally biting of Teenweek, but I found it funny considering how many bleeding heart liberals we have here. I just wanted to see if I could get Ken all hot and bothered.
- Ken'sPen - 09-26-2003
So in todays climate Democrat = Bleeding Heart Liberal?
cause I see myself as more of a moderate.
- IrishAlkey - 09-26-2003
She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went... :29:
- Goatweed - 09-26-2003
not to his Health Insurance, apparently...
- IrishAlkey - 09-26-2003
Booooooooo
- Goatweed - 09-26-2003
I know, I'm ashamed.
- IrishAlkey - 09-26-2003
Jack Benny would've liked that joke.
- Doc - 09-26-2003
To this day, the women in that video haunt me. Still, you have to love a guy that got hisself a Pepsi commercial out of the deal.
And Ken, may your shrine to Arriana Huffington collapse on your dog.
- Ken'sPen - 09-26-2003
fascist.