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- diceisgod - 04-03-2004
and on one of the counters there's a jar with complementary lolipops in it. And on this jar there's a very professional looking label/sign on it and read: "Citizens Bank. In here lollipops are only the beginning." The more I think about it the more I laugh.
- Goatweed - 04-03-2004
did you take one?
- Mad - 04-03-2004
After giving the teller a hold up note, I doubt it.
- diceisgod - 04-03-2004
I asked the teller for a blow job. He shook his head and said, "No no....it don't work that way..." Thats the last thing i remember
- GonzoStyle - 04-03-2004
You shoulda taken a lollipop and backed up then proceeding with singing "I am a member of the lollipop guild".
I bet she woulda sucked you off then.
- Galt - 04-03-2004
the beginning of what?
- Danked - 04-03-2004
Maybe tomorrow they'll be giving out newborn babies or something.
- GonzoStyle - 04-03-2004
On the good ship lollipop!!!!
:dances:
- GonzoStyle - 04-03-2004
Galt Wrote:the beginning of what?It might be one of them visual things where they mock you without mocking you.
Like taking candy from a baby.
- diceisgod - 04-03-2004
There new slogan is gonna be "Citizens Bank: Suck This"
- GonzoStyle - 04-03-2004
I'd go with "Citizens Bank, D.I.G. banks here"
- PatCooper - 04-04-2004
Danked Wrote:Maybe tomorrow they'll be giving out newborn babies or something.Doubt it tomorrow's Sunday.