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- Goatweed - 06-18-2004

Quote:Picture yourself in the ultimate tropical paradise. Warm trade winds, crystal clear waters, lush volcanic islands and deserted moonlit beaches have you completely relaxed and at ease.

Are you there yet? Upon arrival at our splendid villa, you and your friends are greeted by an extraordinary welcoming party. A stunning array of attractive, sensual women, selectively picked from the most exotic regions of the world.

Quote:Define Adult Entertainment!
For those of you unfamiliar with the Escort Service Industry, the above phrase is used to describe the full service provided by a female escort or in this case the travel companion. The adult interaction is guaranteed and leaves nothing out.

Viking's Adult Fantasy Resort

I wish I had found this out last year.

- Goatweed - 06-18-2004

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- Mad - 06-18-2004

A new place for Russian whores and aren't you married?

- Goatweed - 06-18-2004

one can never have too many Russian whores and yes, I'm married :

Quote:Can I bring the wife along?
Sure why not . . . anything's possible! While our core business caters to the adventurous male, we have been seeing an increase in couples who are seeking the ultimate threesome experience. For this reason we have created our special " Couples Threesome Package".
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- Keyser Soze - 06-18-2004

sounds like a vacation for geeks who need to pay to get laid.

- Kid Afrika - 06-18-2004

Is paying for it any worse than making up stories about redheads?

- Keyser Soze - 06-18-2004

why is it so hard to believe?

- Mad - 06-18-2004

In the end, you always pay for it.

- Goatweed - 06-18-2004

you could have up to 4 redheads at this place - and have them every night for 4 nights!

- Mad - 06-18-2004

One redhead is more then enough. I'd have a blond, brunette and gook to round out that party of five.

- Black Lazerus - 06-18-2004

Keyser Soze Wrote:why is it so hard to believe?
Because we have seen your face.

- Galt - 06-18-2004

I don't care if everyone is just playing and purpetrating the bit that Keyser lied. I believe that despite his sweaty and lumpy face, he banged her.

He has remained steadfast in his story, and didn't make a big deal of it.

If no one else does, I believe you.

- Goatweed - 06-18-2004

they have group rates, too - this would be one hell of a board hang.

- Mad - 06-18-2004

Goatweed Wrote:they have group rates, too - this would be one hell of a board hang.
Winner of the stock market thing pays for everyone.

- Goatweed - 06-18-2004

Mad Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:they have group rates, too - this would be one hell of a board hang.
Winner of the stock market thing pays for everyone.
go HDI!!

- Arpikarhu - 06-19-2004

Galt Wrote:I don't care if everyone is just playing and purpetrating the bit that Keyser lied. I believe that despite his sweaty and lumpy face, he banged her.

He has remained steadfast in his story, and didn't make a big deal of it.

If no one else does, I believe you.
make sure to write the word "purpetrating" a lot of times in your "i'm a big boy now", stockbroker memos.

- Black Lazerus - 06-19-2004

he spells it purpletraitor