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- GonzoStyle - 08-25-2004
Theres this guy I work with and he's real cool and stuff but I went to the bathroom and I noticed he was in one of the stalls. I know this cause I seen his shoes at the bottom of the stall and he wears these ugly old beige penny loafers.
Now I am at the urinal takin a piss and I hear him breathin all heavy and moaning... I thinks to myself "no fuckin way". He must not have heard me and he's all panting and I figure ok, maybe hes just havin a rough time gettin his shit out. Then as I am getting ready to go and wash my hands I hear "oh yeah baby, like that"... I am sure no one else was in the stall with him.. I mean I had some good shits but I have a sneaking suspicion he was jerking off.. so I turn on the faucet and then he stops all of sudden and I hear him say really low "fuck", so I am thinkin my assumptions may have been correct.
I know hes been havin problems with his woman at home but this is kinda ridiculous, poor bastard.
I dunno if he knew it was me but when I went outside for a smoke, he went to shake my hand and I just have him the power to the people fist and I think he knew, he hasnt spoken to me since... I feel kinda weird around him now... he's staring at me from across the room as we speak... he's still staring... ok he's walking towards me
- HedCold - 08-25-2004
mood wrecker!
- Velociti - 08-25-2004
thats pretty pathetic if you hear someone come in and you continue to crank it
- GonzoStyle - 08-25-2004
He didnt hear me when I came in, he was too into it I guess. He finally noticed when I turned on the sink to wash my hands.. I didnt actually wash them cause I just wanted to get outta there... so now I have pee pee hands.
- IrishAlkey - 08-25-2004
Is he reading this?
:clueless:
- GonzoStyle - 08-25-2004
he's eating pizza right now and talking to someone, when the person he's talking to offered him fries and he stuck his hand in the fries... I cringed.
- Velociti - 08-25-2004
that makes my mcd's fries look much less delicious now
thanks
- IrishAlkey - 08-25-2004
Ask him for some hair gel!
- GonzoStyle - 08-25-2004
holy shit, so thats whats in his fuckin hair!!!
He has that retard spiked hair style, he looks like sonic the hedgehog...OMG!!!
- Buttmunch - 08-25-2004
Let him jerk you off some time.
It'll make you feel better.
- GonzoStyle - 08-25-2004
His hands are very rough, you could strike a match on them.
- GonzoStyle - 08-25-2004
Holy fuck, he just walked by and winked at me... that was so fuckin creepy.
- Keyser Soze - 08-25-2004
im too scared to jerk off at work.
- IrishAlkey - 08-25-2004
Boogie man?
- Galt - 08-25-2004
who refers to their own hand as "yeah, baby"
- IrishAlkey - 08-25-2004
I was thinking the same thing!
That's fucking weird.
- Hawt Baux - 08-25-2004
Watch yourself, he might try the old pubes on the coke can trick!
- GonzoStyle - 08-25-2004
I was too freaked out to even think of that part.
Update, he got some coffee and spilled a bit so he ran his finger up the cup and licked it clean... so fuckin gross!!!
- IrishAlkey - 08-25-2004
Gonzo can't resist a tastey sodie.
- GonzoStyle - 08-25-2004
I just tossed my coffee, thanks.