Beat your meat, not your neighbor

Spitfire · 09-12-2002, 05:34 PM

Masturbate for Peace!

"When I reach orgasm, I feel that my mind is expanded for a moment, as if I was on a psychedelic drug for a moment. I feel that I am tapping into my unconscious mind. I will think about world peace at the moment of climax."

Metalfan · 09-12-2002, 05:37 PM

Soon they'll be trying to organize a "masturbate in" for world peace? :clueless:

OAS · 09-12-2002, 05:47 PM

Would that not be a jackoff Metal?

virgingrrl · 09-12-2002, 05:48 PM

i made peace twice yesterday. :thumbs-up: woo hoo me.

Arthur Dent · 09-12-2002, 05:50 PM

This reminds me of something I saw about baboons in Africa. When one gets really pissed and ready to fight, one or two other will run up behind it and start fucking it till it calms down and doesn't want to fight anymore.

Metalfan · 09-12-2002, 05:51 PM

Quote:Would that not be a jackoff Metal?

I don't know about that OAS....that sounds more like a contest for their annual meeting :crackhead:

VG wins!!!1

Arpikarhu · 09-12-2002, 05:58 PM

if masturbation brings peace, then i ended the middle east crisis yesterday

Keyser Soze · 09-12-2002, 06:04 PM

can we just screw for peace instead, seems like more fun.