if i was ken i would start the... - everyone but sleeper and arpi! thread

crx girl · 12-08-2002, 09:35 PM

hey, if they insist on continually trying to steal my spot on the couch they can deal with the consequences

LyricalGomez · 12-08-2002, 10:19 PM

Tricia is cruel

crx girl · 12-08-2002, 10:29 PM

i am not. anyway i'm being punished. i just got my first "welcome to the board" im from an rf.net guy and i'm so fucking bored i replied to him. please, somebody do something to entertain me...

GonzoStyle · 12-08-2002, 10:29 PM

I farted to warm myself last night when waiting for the bus after work.

crx girl · 12-08-2002, 10:52 PM

thank you gonzo, you entertained me for 30 seconds. who's next?

GonzoStyle · 12-08-2002, 10:56 PM

Thats how long the warmth lasted when I farted. I was so cold, there's only 2 buses every hour that come by after 1:AM. My co-workers finally said I am the sickest bastard they ever worked with, it took a while but they finally realized it last night.

Hybrid · 12-08-2002, 10:59 PM

good to see you're making friends already

GonzoStyle · 12-08-2002, 11:02 PM

It's a gift I guess, I dunno if they all appreciate the sickness though. Some people refuse to talk to me but I don't like them anyway fuckin' prudes. I farted while I was typing this.

LyricalGomez · 12-09-2002, 12:04 AM

And here I thought you were the type of guy who is goofy here but serious at work...

Goatweed · 12-09-2002, 12:12 AM

I didn't care for Goldmember either - rehashes of rehashed jokes just aren't funny. Beyonce was fuckin' hot, though!

I shit twice today, both were equally pleasing (one was a little muddy though).

I haven't farted yet today, which is odd - should I be concerned?

PatCooper · 12-09-2002, 12:20 AM

Quote:I farted to warm myself last night when waiting for the bus after work.

Ever hear of borrowing moms car.

diceisgod · 12-09-2002, 01:03 AM

I started 0-5 and now i'm 9-5 in fantasy football. I wish I was a hot young supermodel so i could suck Tom Brady's dick.

GonzoStyle · 12-09-2002, 03:26 AM

Quote:And here I thought you were the type of guy who is goofy here but serious at work...

I actually am very serious while working, they keep telling me I should let loose a bit at work. They keep saying I work too hard and should ease back. It's when we close up and are cleaning that I let loose a bit, what they consider me being sick for you all would take me being tame for.