Love 101 - advice for the younguns

[Keyser Soze]

know any good dealerships?

[Maynard]

know any good dealerships?

Nope. :-(



This is sort of getting off topic now though. MOST people date, test drive, then fall in love. There's very few people that fall in love without doing the test drive first. But that does happen. Once in awhile, when it was just meant to be.

[Keyser Soze]

so you fall in love with every person you "test drive" now??

[Hey Ladi]

I've never driven a Ferrari but I know I'd love it.

but once you do get into a Ferrari, you won't be able to go back to a Yugo. I totally think people should come with fact sheets :lol:

[OAS]

I totally think people should come with fact sheets

What's your fax number? And remember, Manufacturere Suggested Retail Price is negotiable. All options are standard unless otherwise noted. :-D

[Maynard]

so you fall in love with every person you "test drive" now??

Nope. I didn't say that.

[Keyser Soze]

for insecure people, you can purchase a lo-jack system for your mate.

[Suzie]

Marynard, I don't think there's any water in Davy's bong.

[Maynard]

:rofl:


Lo-Jack, is that like an iron chastity belt?

[Mad]

I belive it's called "Ho Jack".

[Keyser Soze]

or a viper security system.

"this whore is protected by viper, put the penis away"

[OAS]

Just put a "Certified Used Whore Protection Plan" sticker on her. That will scare them off.

[GonzoStyle]

put a wow sticker on her ass, it will attract more chicks LOLOLOL.

[IrishAlkey]

i think your best bet is to be a ho until you think you've found the one you want to settle down with. you should have enough respect for yourself and your mate to break up if you want to be a ho.

This is why you're my favorite neighbor.