SUPER KARATE MONKEY DEATH CAR

[Danked]

But I want an oompah loompah now!

[Danked]

Dave: Hey I have an idea. I'll give up coffee, if you give up cigarettes. Huh? We'll go through this together.
Bill: But you should have to give up something of equal difficulty. Like going to the bathroom.

[Hey Ladi]

do i get spanked for that?

if you're good

[Danked]

A complaint about the complaint box... delicious.

[Suzie]

Joe: I don't trust banks
Beth: So you just keep your money in a shoebox under your bed?
Joe: Like I'm gonna tell you where I keep my shoebox!

[Danked]

Lisa: Dave, tell me your deepest, darkest fantasy.
Dave: Oh, no.
Lisa: Oh, come on! You can tell me.
Dave: No, it's too embarrassing.
Lisa: Come on, please?
Dave: Oh, OK. Ever since I was 14 years old, I've always fantasized about making love on the space shuttle...
Lisa: That's very cute.
Dave: ...with a space prostitute.

[Suzie]

Did Heaven loose two angels? "Cuz I can see them bouncin around in your blouse!

[diceisgod]

A dick can be thought of as an eating utensil with special properties.

[Suzie]

I've decided to put off watching soaps while I clean. Instead it's a NR marathon!

-You're gonna be bigger than, ...Dave, who's that guy that's really big?
- Andre the Giant?
- No, no, the one that's not dead yet.
- Hulk Hogan?
-That's the one!



Edited By Suzie on 1047843352

[Suzie]

A highlight from each episode I watch today.

You want to know how to get a woman? Walk up to her, and whisper the dirtiest thing you can think of in her ear. If she doesn't slap your face and walk away, she's interested.

[Suzie]

Duct tape? That stuff's a rip off. I make my own tape.

[Danked]

Jimmy, Rome wasn't burnt in a day.

[Suzie]

"If you like a girl, you should buy her flowers."
"All flowers say is, 'I like you but I'm a tongue-tied freak'"
"Or, 'I'm sorry I made a pass at your sister.'"

[diceisgod]

There is no "right" and "wrong". Only win or lose.