why the hell would you want to stand there leaning over a toilet for that long when you could be more comfortable anywhere else. dude, just use a cup like danked said. it's not that complicated.
Quote:... its like a chick who will shove her germ riddled tongue down your own bacteria cesspool of a mouth, yet she won't go down on you because that's dirty....
i was like that with a boyfriend in high school. i would bang him, but i wouldn't go down on him. for some reason i felt better with a condom between us than letting his dick touch me. only hiim though. i think he was a whore. needless to say it didn't last very long.