Member Poetry/obit Competition... - As seen as an informal thread elsewhere.

Jack · 07-30-2003, 08:15 PM

The object: Write a funny poem or obituary about another member of the board.
Why: Cause I got nothing better to do than laugh right now
The Prizes: None, this is a competition, not a contest. :21:

Jack · 07-30-2003, 08:15 PM

For Ken (As seen elsewhere)
Author: Jack

Ken one day took a member to lunch
He promised her gifts, cake, pie and punch
She soon found out that Ken did lie
As she got nothing, not even pie,
While driving her home she expressed disdain
Ken pulled over and said "baby, I'm gonna show you pain"
He reached in the back and grabbed his duct tape
As she attempted to climb out the window while shouting rape
He pulled her back in as she clawed at his face
He said "baby, I only wanted to see how you taste"
She punched and kicked with all her might
But Ken kept a grip and held on tight
Ken had his way with this beutiful girl
and dumped her off as she started to hurl
She called the police and they hauled him away
But he used a condom during his foul play
Not enough evidence, the jury did aquit
And Ken is still up to his same old shit
The moral of the story as you can see
Ken doesnt do lunch, coffee or tea
He'll take you and rape you and leave you to die
He'll make you hurl, gag, fart and cry
Never do lunch with this sinister man
or you'll find yourself dirty when the shit hits the fan.

Ken'sPen · 08-06-2003, 01:15 PM

I can't wait to find out who wins this thing.

Goatweed · 08-06-2003, 02:00 PM

right now it looks like a landslide.

Keyser Soze · 08-06-2003, 03:51 PM

This thread sucks!!!

DGW · 08-06-2003, 04:01 PM

jump the shark?

Jack · 08-06-2003, 04:02 PM

We can't all steal hits from other bands....

Ken'sPen · 08-06-2003, 04:39 PM

Ode to fbdlingfrg

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awe;iopvne;o woihjf avojpig
ao ioewfj woeiuf aovweiou
wofuao w[ioweowiu
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oasefonvowei
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qwoiojgoirjgtla
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okijaeio agfoir a'a
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(see cause I just hit random keys the whole time, did you ever hear the gut busting story behind his screen name? )

Doc · 08-06-2003, 04:55 PM

Quote:a;lksjf fjklsjdfls

Your amazing abilities with the home row astound me

The Sleeper · 08-06-2003, 05:44 PM

Quote:(see cause I just hit random keys the whole time, did you ever hear the gut busting story behind his screen name? )

you mean the one where he hit random keys and thats how he got his screenname, what a knee slapper!

IrishAlkey · 08-06-2003, 06:34 PM

The Golden Age died in a bus accident on the way to the first softball game.

Goatweed · 08-06-2003, 06:47 PM

way to bring the thread down :33:

Doc · 08-06-2003, 06:48 PM

<div align="center">A Haiku for Alkey:

a skinny white guy
cirrhosis of the liver
one really large ear</div>

Edited By Doc on 1060195774

The Sleeper · 08-06-2003, 06:52 PM

remember when suzie wrote haikus and then wanted to fuck keyser?

Keyser Soze · 08-06-2003, 06:55 PM

<center> A Haiku For Suzie

SoupSoupAD: you're not gonna pass out, are you?
Uhad2much2fast: not untl aftre you pleSAE ME
SoupSoupAD: haaaaa

</center>