Man, you're that hard up for something to talk about...
OK, here's something, I'm having a kid. No lie, she's due in late September, but we're not getting married
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
Ha ha, now every time you watch the ball drop on New Year's, you'll have to think of your parents having sex. Good times
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
Well, now you know your mom doesn't give bj's to strangers to ring in the New Year either
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
Geez, you guys remember a sig from a year ago? You, my friend, need to get out more.
Naw, I lost the server space I had all my sigs and crap on, so no more pic for me. Totally craptacular
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.