The Bland & Gonzo Bonding thread - please keep out

[Splatterpunk]

Come with me, Bland. We'll plot your revenge.

[Bland]

I'm with you!!

[Splatterpunk]

That rotten tit-wringer Gonzo. Turd thinks he can do as he pleases to anyone he pleases. Did you get any intelligence while you were in his favor? I can sneak up the fire escape if he offered you an address... I feel naughty. There's no telling what awfulnesses I may commit.

[Bland]

He is a fuck! Let's take that miserable bastard down!

[Splatterpunk]

Beware, Mr. Style. Your days are numbered.

[Bland]

I say we pants the bastard!

[Splatterpunk]

You'll make him cry.

[GonzoStyle]

I can sneak up the fire escape if he offered you an address... I feel naughty. There's no telling what awfulnesses I may commit.

a blowjob for starters.

[crx girl]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and say you'll have to come through me first