I got spaghetti sauce on my shirt

[Galt]

I am such a clown.

How the hell did I get a job?

[Mad]

You pushed some bitch in front of a truck.

[IrishAlkey]

In Soviet Russia, shirt gets sauce on you!

[HedCold]

you think your co worker started a thread on 2 message boards about what a mess you are?

[Black Lazerus]

In soviet Russia, accessories coordinate you.

[GonzoStyle]

I am such a clown.

How the hell did I get a job?

You musta told them the dead fetus in the hotel room story.