I'm off to get married

The Sleeper · 06-23-2004, 12:29 AM

blonde toilet slave ready to do what you need - w4m - 25
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2004-06-22, 2:17AM EDT

in the bathroom i am left, chained to the commode. or am i the commode?
what is finger licking good? what are you doing with that plunger? who do you think i am? what are you doing with that comet? why is my head in the bowl? why is your head on my lips? why are my lips on your rim? out brown spot, out.

Arpikarhu · 06-23-2004, 03:29 AM

holy fuck! its like you weird scienced that broad to life!

The Jays · 06-23-2004, 03:31 AM

sleep, you gotta put m4w if you want girls to respond to that.

The Sleeper · 06-23-2004, 01:27 PM

I like that she's into being a human toilet, and paraphrases shakespeare. What a well rounded gal.

Goatweed · 06-23-2004, 02:05 PM

when's the engagement party?

The Sleeper · 06-23-2004, 02:45 PM

I was notified that this ad fell under "casual encounters", thus marriage is delayed for the time being

Goatweed · 06-23-2004, 04:21 PM

damn! hopefully you wont have to wait long, she sounds like a real keeper.

Keyser Soze · 06-23-2004, 04:52 PM

craigslist rules!