No offense or anything....

[Galt]

always precedes something offensive. Just like when someone says, I don't want to be a dick/bitch, or I'm not racist, but.....

[Hoon]

You're right.
The only benefit it has is that it's a less abrasive way to start a conversation.
I mean, it;s better than saying, "Listen up mother fuckers".

[Rooner]

You're right.
The only benefit it has is that it's a less abrasive way to start a conversation.
I mean, it;s better than saying, "Listen up mother fuckers".

That usually works better for me.

[GonzoStyle]

I was just sayin this last night to someone, except it was in brooklyn so it was "ya know, no offense or nuttin but...."

I said, fuckin kill that shit cause sayin "no offense or nuttin" is basically like saying, "listen up fucko, I don't fuckin like you but you can either kick my ass, are a relative or someone I have to deal with at work so i'm gonna say something mean but follow it in with a nice way of saying GO FUCK YOURSELF!!"

So then he says "ok fuckface, wheres that 20 bucks you owe me 2 months now!!!"

so then I said "thats better" and hung up and proceeded to disconnect the phone for the rest of the evening.

[Goatweed]

wont they just send someone over eventually?

[The Jays]

not to go off topic or anything, but, one day, I saw this pair of shoes hanging on the power lines, and I was like, how did those get up there?

[Goatweed]

did you ever figure it out?

[The Jays]

I don't want to go off topic.

[Galt]

isn't that how gang kids mark their territory?

[GonzoStyle]

wont they just send someone over eventually?

That fuckin midget comes down here, he'll be limpin home.