Conspiracy Theories

[Sir O]

Anyway, if you need a conspiracy, here's one - project HAARP utilizes in full motherfuckin' effect Tesla technology, and can bounce EMF rays off the ionosphere at the same rate that's considered the Earth's pulse, amongst others. It can be used to force minor shifts in tectonic plates, which can cause major nonsense in our human world. Dec. 26 last year, Iran has earthquake go BAM! literally. This year (wait, last year) Dec. 26, Indian ocean has earthquake go BAM! and create super-sized tsunamis that hit the one unscientifically charted ocean to destroy motherfuckers. Iran and Indonesia - they are players in the terrorist axis of evil, in that they have mad Osama t-shirts on their folk. The Alaska HAARP beam bombs do two things...one: they punish the anti-American fuckwads, and two: they create a disaster where U.S.ofA. can go into an area where they are hated and give very visible aid to regular common folk to make for mad positive P.R.
Word up. Conspiracy life, bitch. I got shotguns with chain mail shells.

[GonzoStyle]

you already did that one

[Sir O]

Yes, I know I spoke of HAARP before, but that was before the tsunami and all the dead Swedish fags. Consider my last post an update, I'll try to do better in the future, Mr. Critic.

[GonzoStyle]

forgive me

[Arpikarhu]

why would anyone?

[Sir O]

Back by popular demand...some sloppy C/P jobs cause I don't really care right now.

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Bohemian Grove is "the greatest men's party on Earth", according to once-regular attendee Herbert Hoover. A secret little getaway for America's male upper crust, the 2-week long annual retreat in Monte Rio, California, has all the luxuries you'd expect of an elitist clique: outdoor plays, an orchestra, delicious food and beverages, public urination, streaking, and human sacrifices, to name a few. Nestled in beautiful redwood forests, every Republican president since Coolidge has partaken in the gala, as well as a host of other huge names in business and politics.
Little is known about its origins. The Bohemian Club was founded, according to its PR people, in 1872 by "five newspapermen, a Shakespearean actor, a vintner and a local merchant" from San Francisco. The male bonding funfest at the Grove itself began in 1879, near the Russian River. It wasn't long before this yearly custom became an annual tradition which has continued for over 120 years. Members enjoy opera, literature, and music. That's all. Nothing else to see here, no photos please, leave the premises now, THANK YOU.

Now here's the real dirt. (cue creepy Theramin music)

Weaving spiders come not here
The gathering includes semi-Masonic themes that center around a 40-foot tall stone owl, whose voice is provided by regular attendee Walter Cronkite ("And that's the way it is, hoot hoot."). Mock-Druidic rituals are performed, and the attendees (referred to as "Bohos" or "Grovers") wear Ku Klux Klan-style garb. Public policy speeches are given, conveniently away from the public that will eventually have to suffer under these policies. Called "Lakeside Talks", the topics of discussion range from "Communists, Democracy and Golf"; "America's Health Revolution: Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Pays"; "America's Promise: Leading Armies and Leading Kids"; "Defining the New World Order"; and other such jolly cocktail chatter. It is boasted that the Manhattan Project first took shape at a Grove meeting. Security is allegedly as tight as a nun's cunt; journalists are now forbidden from showing up and filming the shindig. Reporters from CBS, People and Spy magazine have all tried to get a glimpse of the event, with limited success.
It goes without saying that this party of the powerful has garnered attention from the tinfoil hat leagues. The Bohemian Grove Action Network occasionally holds demonstrations against the event, but not in recent years. 37 year old Nevada resident Richard McCaslin somehow broke into Bohemian Grove in 2002 in "protest" of the meeting (he actually showed up about 6 months before the meeting was scheduled to take place). Calling himself "Phantom Patriot", he was fully armed and wore a blue paramilitary uniform (with the words "Phantom Patriot" written across the chest in red), a rubber skeleton mask, and body armor. This hero for our times was prepared to expose ritualistic child abuse and human sacrifices he had heard were regular goings-on at the retreat or die trying. But the poor dumbfuck got lost in the woods in the dark of night. McCaslin fell asleep in a cabin and awoke the next morning to find the aforementioned stone owl. He desperately wanted to blow the thing up, but instead left a verse from Leviticus at the base. Our hero then proceeded to set the mess hall on fire.

But damn the luck! The devil-worshipping spooks had been crafty enough to install a SPRINKLER SYSTEM which quickly doused the flames. After a brief police standoff, McCaslin was arrested and had a ton of charges hung on him, and a prison psychologist was assigned to him.

Radio show host and would-be conspiracy cracker Alex Jones claims to have actually penetrated the Grove. Disguising himself as a Boho, Jones filmed many of the rituals with cameras hidden on his person. His exploits were documented by British TV company Channel 4, and Jones sells copies of the video exposé on his site. According to Jones:


Each Year at Bohemian Grove, Members of This All-Male "Club" Don Red, Black and Silver Robes and Conduct an Occult Ritual Wherein They Worship a Giant Stone Owl, Sacrificing a Human Being in Effigy to What They Call the "Great Owl of Bohemia."
Grove spokesman Steve Singer refers to this ritual as "Cremation of Care"(or "Dull Care"), which suggests that something is indeed burned, confirming many eyewitness accounts. He denies all the child abuse stories, as you would expect. And the human sacrifices are just simulated, so there's really nothing to worry about. Really.
There are over 2,700 "Bohos" (members and guests). The waiting list is about 10-15 years long (almost as bad as getting tickets to Letterman), so don't hold you breath. Most of the gatherers are American. Some of these include:

George HW Bush
Dick Cheney
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Malcolm Forbes
Gerald Ford
Newt Gingrich
Alan Greenspan
Alexander Haig
Herbert Hoover
Jack Kemp
Henry Kissinger
Richard M. Nixon, who had his own opinions of the Grove (see timeline!)
Colin Powell
Ronald Reagan
George Schultz
Caspar Weinberger
Art Linkletter
William Randolph Hearst, Jr.
Charles Scripps, of the Scripps-Howard newspaper chain
Jack Howard, also of Scripps-Howard
David M. Kennedy, history professor from Stanford Univeristy
Nathan Myhrvold, Former Chief Technology Officer, Microsoft.
Seth Shustak, astronomer, SETI Institute
Jesse H. Choper, law clerk to Chief Justice Earl Warren
John Major, former Prime Minister of U.K.
John Keegan, military historian
William Davidow, author & "Venture Capitalist"
James R. Lilley, former ambassador to China and Korea
John M. Barry, writer & scholar
William Casey, former CIA director
John Lehman, former Navy Secretary (delivered speech that claimed 200,000 Iraqis were killed in first Gulf War)
Tom Johnson, president of CNN and former publisher of the Los Angeles Times
David Gergen (although he is reportedly no longer an attendee)
A.W. Clausen of the World Bank
Dr. Texe Marrs claims Adolf Hitler was also a Grover, but this seems doubtful (Between 1939-1945, he was... busy... Probably wouldn't have been that easy for him to get to northern California.) Then again, Hitler is now a Mormon, so who knows...
Harry Shearer produced a satire of Bohemian Grove called "The Teddy Bear's Picnic".

WHAT IS BOHEMIAN GROVE?

SEE THE TRUTH AS DOCUMENTED IN ALEX'S FILM, DARK SECRETS: INSIDE BOHEMIAN GROVE

Since 1873, the Global Elite Has Held Secret Meetings in the Ancient Redwood Forest of Northern California.
Members of the so-called "Bohemian Club" include Former Presidents Eisenhower, Nixon and Reagan.

The Bush Family Maintains a Strong Involvement. Each Year at Bohemian Grove, Members of This All-Male "Club" Don Red, Black and Silver Robes and Conduct an Occult Ritual Wherein They Worship a Giant Stone Owl, Sacrificing a Human Being in Effigy to What They Call the "Great Owl of Bohemia."

[Sir O]

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Weatherman: Mobsters caused Katrina





IDAHO FALLS, Idaho (AP) -- An Idaho weatherman says Japan's Yakuza mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge itself for the Hiroshima atom bomb attack -- and that this technology will soon be wielded again to hit another U.S. city.

Meteorologist Scott Stevens, a nine-year veteran of KPVI-TV in Pocatello, said he was struggling to forecast weather patterns starting in 1998 when he discovered the theory on the Internet. It's now detailed on Stevens' Web site, <!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.weatherwars.info">http://www.weatherwars.info</a><!-- w -->, the Idaho Falls Post Register reported.

Stevens, who is among several people to offer alternative and generally discounted theories for the storm that flooded New Orleans, says a little-known oversight in physical laws makes it possible to create and control storms -- especially if you're armed with the Cold War-era weapon said to have been made by the Russians in 1976. Stevens became convinced of the existence of the Russian device when he observed an unusual Montana cold front in 2004.

"I just got sick to my stomach because these clouds were unnatural and that meant they had (the machine) on all the time," Stevens said. "I was left trying to forecast the intent of some organization rather than the weather of this planet."

Stevens said oddities in Hurricane Katrina storm patterns underpin his theory.

And, according to his Web site, so does the fact that Katrina and Ivan -- the name given to a destructive hurricane that hit Florida in September 2004 -- both sound Russian.

Scientists discount Stevens' claims as ludicrous and say they run contrary to the second law of thermodynamics, that energy can be neither created nor destroyed.

"I have been doing hurricane research for the better part of 20 years now, and there was nothing unusual to me about any of the satellite imagery of Katrina," said Rob Young, a hurricane expert at Western Carolina University in Cullowhee, N.C. "It's laughable to think it could have been manmade."

Stevens' bosses at KPVI-TV say their employee can think and say what he wants -- as long as he keeps the station out of the debate and acknowledges that his views are his own opinion. Bill Fouch, KPVI's general manager, compared Stevens' musings to political or religious beliefs that journalists suppress on the job.

"He doesn't talk about it on his weathercast," Fouch said. "He's very knowledgeable about weather, and he's very popular."

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The Tsunami that was Katrina

August 30, 2005

Ivan and Katrina

These are both very Russian sounding names. It has been established that the former Soviet Union (fSU) developed and boasted of weather modification technology during the 1960's and 70's with deployment against the United States coming in 1976 with the audible arrival of the woodpecker grid. These weather operations continue to this day.

I have posted this page FAR sooner than I would like to have. I would like to have had the post mortem of Katrina from the National Hurricane Center to work from as well as a little time/distance from the events of this week so that perspective can be maintained. I will continue to update and add to this page in the days ahead.

This nation has not faced an economic crisis like the one that Katrina will spark in the days and months ahead. But that is one of the reasons Katrina was absolutely guided along the path that we all watched. This path has resulted in maximum damage to the energy infrastructure, transportation infrastructure and to the psyche of those that remain susceptible to further storms this year and in the years to follow. Oh New Orleans!

I fully expect one more 'event' this year to impact the United States. My gut feeling is that it will be an earthquake/volcanic event with intensity of at least 7.5 in magnitude resulting in insured losses to exceed $25 billion. Where will happen? My gut says the Western United States.

Protect your family's wealth with precious metals as the cascading effects from this disaster and from poor government fiscal management, which have just begun to be felt worldwide.

My prayers go out to all who need a helping hand in the very difficult times ahead. The amount of social change that this storm has begun to unleash upon the fabric of American society is just now being grasped by the media, they are always a little slow to pick up on things, but then what's new! Oh how we long for a truly free press.

Who has this technology, and what does the apparatus look like?

Tesla Weapons

In the 1930's Tesla announced other bizarre and terrible weapons: a death ray, a weapon to destroy hundreds or even thousands of aircraft at hundreds of miles range, and his ultimate weapon to end all war -- the Tesla shield, which nothing could penetrate. However, by this time no one any longer paid any real attention to the forgotten great genius. Tesla died in 1943 without ever revealing the secret of these great weapons and inventions.

Unfortunately, today in 1981 the Soviet Union has long since discovered and weaponized the Tesla scalar wave effects. Here we only have time to detail the most powerful of these frightening Tesla weapons -- which Brezhnev undoubtedly was referring to in 1975 when the Soviet side at the SALT talks suddenly suggested limiting the development of new weapons "more frightening than the mind of man had imagined." One of these weapons is the Tesla howitzer recently completed at the Saryshagan missile range and presently considered to be either a high-energy laser or a particle beam weapon, (See Aviation Week & Space Technology , July 28, 1980, pg. 48 for an artist's conception.)

[HedCold]

is katrina really a russian name though? i saw this somewhere else and that was my first thought

[Keyser Soze]

this thread makes me miss gonzo.

lets here some conspiracy theories why gonzo is missing.

i say he is posting now as Alcohol IV on OpieAnthony.net, as he has registered there as recently as August 20th.

[Goatweed]

you are incorrect - conspiracy theory SQUASHED!!!

[Goatweed]

plus, thats insulting to Gonzo - even starchild wasn't as bad as SmokeIV

BRING MY GONZO BACK!!!

[Keyser Soze]

ill even take starchild back at this point

[Galt]

Gonzo is the Hurricane Rita of overrated posters.

[The Jays]

Ok, Ophelia

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[HedCold]

UNITED STATES CAUGHT IN IRAQ CAR-BOMBING

Friday, October 14, 2005 - FreeMarketNews.com

It's happened again - allied troops being caught with bombs. This time it is the Americans captured in the act of setting off a car bomb in Baghdad. Last time, as FMNN reported only weeks ago, two British soldiers, apparently working for British intelligence, were caught near Baghdad similarly equipped.

According to the Mirror-World, "A number of Iraqis apprehended two Americans disguised in Arab dress as they tried to blow up a booby-trapped car in the middle of a residential area in western Baghdad on Tuesday. … Residents of western Baghdad's al-Ghazaliyah district [said] the people had apprehended the Americans as they left their Caprice car near a residential neighborhood in al-Ghazaliyah on Tuesday afternoon. Local people found they looked suspicious so they detained the men before they could get away. That was when they discovered that they were Americans and called the … police." Just as in the British incident, the Iraq police arrived at approximately the same time as allied military forces - and the two men were removed from Iraq custody and wisked away before any questioning could take place.

The incidents are said to be fueling both puzzlement and animosity among Iraqis. Yet the motivation behind such activities remains formally unknown since in both cases the soldiers involved have been removed with an efficiency that has quashed any attempts at an interrogation.

staff&nbspreports - Free-Market News Network

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