The masturbation thread

Maynard · 05-21-2002, 03:13 PM

Quote:Must we turn all serious topics into chat within the first page of the thread?

That statement will come back to haunt you every time you post you miserable fuck.

Arpikarhu · 05-21-2002, 04:30 PM

i had cheerios for breakfast

Skitchr4u · 05-21-2002, 05:04 PM

i don't masturbate, never have. it is bad for you, and causes blindness. all people who masturbate will go to hell.

Maynard · 05-21-2002, 05:16 PM

Quote:i don't masturbate, never have. it is bad for you, and causes blindness. all people who masturbate will go to hell.

Then how did your palms get so hairy?

Skitchr4u · 05-21-2002, 05:47 PM

its just genetics i swear

Hey Ladi · 05-21-2002, 06:54 PM

And that really is just soup on your pants? .... riiiiiiiiiiiiight

Keyser Soze · 05-21-2002, 09:29 PM

I thought this would be a thread full of images to jack to.

JIMMYSNUKA · 05-21-2002, 09:39 PM

you ask you shal recieve keyser...these did the job for me.

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Keyser Soze · 05-21-2002, 09:42 PM

IkeaBoy · 05-21-2002, 11:53 PM

Though not masturbation, I woke up covered in liquid drying patheticness this morning. And yes it was mine (the set up was too easy).

Edited By IkeaBoy on May 21 2002 at 7:54