My medical situation

PlasticMan · 12-20-2002, 05:58 AM

I stopped using the q-tips a while ago. Just started getting hot water in my ears during my shower every day. My ears feel cleaner than ever, and I don't have all those fucking q-tips stuck to the bottom of my garbage can.

LyricalGomez · 12-20-2002, 03:56 PM

You people have too many medical problems

Galt · 12-20-2002, 07:36 PM

My ears are like fucking superhuman now. I have ears like an eagle or something like that.

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Goatweed · 12-20-2002, 07:43 PM

so would you recommend this procedure?

Sloatsburgh · 12-20-2002, 08:17 PM

Rabbits have good ears

So do Bats

Galt the Ferengie?

Eagle have good Eyes, hen.... aw fuckit. :Loads bullet, spins chamber, click: Fuck!

Skitchr4u · 12-20-2002, 08:42 PM

would this procedure be covered under medical insurance?

Goatweed · 12-20-2002, 08:44 PM

I would think so.

Galt · 12-20-2002, 09:18 PM

$10 co-pay baby!!!!!!!!!!!

The Sleeper · 12-21-2002, 11:29 AM

so what happened with your girlfriends's drippy vag?

Galt · 12-21-2002, 03:07 PM

Well, she's all healed now. No more buttercheese. But she still gets really really wet during sex. She's always been like that, and she's so obsessive about it. She actually keeps going to her gyno because she thinks it's weird. Her doctor says it's not abnormal and that it's nothing to worry about. In fact, the vast majority of women would dream to have her situation. It's going to mean that she's very fertile when she wants to have kids and she probably won't have dryness problems when she's menopausal. Also, the doctor says that guys like it when the girl gets real wet because it makes them proud, and men think it's erotic when women squirt.

I can attest to that. When we fool around she makes me get a towel to put under her so she won't completely drench the sheets. It makes me feel like I have something to do with it. Plus when she has an orgasm she squirts. We were fooling around once in her kitchen and I had her up on the counter, and my thing was in her when she squirted. Good times.

Thanks for your interest Sleeper. Her doctor said that one way to not be as wet is to get on the pill. So now, I might not be needing no condoms, and can really start to humping!

PollyannaFlower46 · 12-21-2002, 03:28 PM

The pill don't dry you up, you've done been lied to. Happy humping though!

Zootybang · 12-21-2002, 04:17 PM

I've been on the pill for years, and It's still like a rainforest down there.