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[diceisgod]

Sir Cucumber looks like a Star Bellied Sneetch except it's a Star Foreheaded Cucumber.

[GonzoStyle]

You ever have sex and right at the point of orgasm your dick slips out and ruins the whole momentum thus ruining the orgasm?

How bout sex to the point of orgasm, and your dick slips out, and when you try to push it back it, you hit that wall between the ass and pussy, and you like bend your dick and collapse in pain?

Well, I'd rather have this thread than have that happen.

Or you are doing it doggy and right when you are about to cum you get a cramp in your thigh and double over in pain.

[drusilla]

what?

[GonzoStyle]

You ever go into an apartment building and smell someone elses cooking and wonder, jesus what the hell is that smell.

well that plus crap.

yeah.

[drusilla]

ahhhhhhhhhhh

[The Jays]

You ever let someone pay you to do all their work for an entire semester, and then they have to pass the final on their own?

Yeah.

[drusilla]

i got a c - :17:

[Goatweed]

Or you are doing it doggy and right when you are about to cum you get a cramp in your thigh and double over in pain.

this is quite possibly one of the worst feelings ever.

[Keyser Soze]

you ever wake up monday morning thinking for a moment its still the weekend and realize it really is monday morning?

kinda like that.