Free iPod pyramid scheme

[Keyser Soze]

well now im impressed. i didnt realize how much talent it takes to tell other people to hang lights.

[Arpikarhu]

no talent at all. i just flick the big switch on , then flick it off. i got the job cause i have good attendance.

[GonzoStyle]

If thomas edison could only see arpi today he'd have known it was all worth the long and tedious years of work. Not only is his light bulb one of the common place inventions in use today but people get paid just to turn them on now.

[Keyser Soze]

and even get paid to tell other people to turn them on!

[Arpikarhu]

"you there! flick that switch!"

"good job. my work here is done"

[Baker]

:13:

[Goatweed]

Baker!

[GonzoStyle]

"you there! flick that switch!"

"good job. my work here is done"

I bet you don't even have to speak by this point, all you do is point and make the on/off motion with your hand.

[Arpikarhu]

I bet you don't even have to speak by this point, all you do is point and make the on/off motion with your hand

i wish. unfortunately union rules require me to say, "hey you, flick the switch".

i always need a nap afterwards.

[GonzoStyle]

I bet you don't even have to speak by this point, all you do is point and make the on/off motion with your hand

i wish. unfortunately union rules require me to say, "hey you, flick the switch".

i always need a nap afterwards.

You're actually required to say that amount of words? what the fuck do they think you are, a machine?

Wouldn't "Hey, the switch" be enough?

If it were in brooklyn i'd think "fucko, the switch" would suffice.

[Arpikarhu]

i know! its fucking aggravating. i tried, "you, switch!" but they wouldnt do it and got the shop steward all up in my business. fucking union!

[GonzoStyle]

Reagan woulda squashed the problem for you and had time to have some jelly beans.

[Arpikarhu]

you got me all riled up so i tried, "hey, make with the switch!" today and they brought me up on charges with the union.

[GonzoStyle]

Tell them Gonzo said its ok.

[Galt]

as an aside, iPods are pretty cool. iTunes is a great media player.

[Arpikarhu]

welcome to the 21st century

[Galt]

I already own one lanky