Toadies and whores welcome

[Ken'sPen]

All CDIH\ArpiKenLu members should by now be asking themselves how they will curry favor with the new regime.

The answer is clear.
Totally Debase yourselves before us.

Men : Become lackies, toadies, yes men. Buy us beers when we are out, compliment us. We will see through your obvious flattery, but it will please us none the less.

Women : Throw yourselves at us. When you recieve a PM be flattered, better still send one first. Start threads in which you bear your breasts. Modesty is not attractive to ArpiKenLu.

[Arpikarhu]

All of these things will keep us happy and therefore , you happy. dont make us fill the cells!

[Luna]

::walks in with big, glazy-hypnotized eyes::

Do what they say....do what they say.....

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

[Ken'sPen]

Luna's position of Concubine is Supreme and no female shall approach her rank of import.
But a special place shall be reserved for the first girl to giver herself to ArpiKenLu...........
voluntarily.

[Ken'sPen]

Moderators,
On your toes.....
First there was the addition of VG,
Now three new names are blazing with power.

Do not feel that we don't realize some postitions are now superfluous. We will desire to keep those loyal to the ArpiKenLu cause.

[Keyser Soze]

<div align="center">DEAD KENNEDYS -
"California Uber Alles"

I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president

Carter power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Now it is 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool neice

Come quitely to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower

Die on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will crack, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California</div>