Water - Pool, Ocean, Lake

[2 tired 2 give N F]

I'm a lifeguard at a pool over the summer. The ocean is fun and so are lakes. I swam competitatvly in high school so I'm used to not only the clearness of the water in a pool but also the chemistry. I don't like lakes and oceans because the water feels different.

Also, I'm a certified swim instructor and do that over the summer. Perhaps I could give some pointers to the n00bs...

[TheGMANN]

Ive never swam in a lake. I hate the beach to no end. I dont like the sun, the beach has annoying bratty little kids running around. I used to have a pool back when I was little....but we moved and I guess we forgot to take the pool with us. :7:


I need to befriend people with pools this summer. :13:

[HedCold]

i like the beach. you people are wussies

[crx girl]

i've never been to a beach up here. i used to swim in the ocean in florida quite a bit though. it's kinda fun when the little fish nibble at your ankles, but not so much fun when a big fin swims by about 3 feet away. we never had our own pool but in fla we had one down the street, but that kinda sucked cos of all the bratty kids and snobby housewives.

[DGW]

i'll bet you faegz wear aqua sox

and Alkey, it startz with the doggie paddle

[Sweet Angel]

I hate the beach to no end

How can you hate the beach? It's so relaxing...seagulls flying by, sound of waves crashing onto the shore, smell of sunscreen. Ahhhhhh, heaven.

[DGW]

i luv the beach but........
seagull poop
beach used as an ashtray
fat chix not leaving anything to your imagination
not being able to throw a football around in the water
and i always get sand in my food

[Suzie]

When I was five my mommy made me take swimming lessons but I screamed and cried and wouldn't put my head under the water, so I got kicked out.

[Skitchr4u]

water is evil...but the beach is fun