Question:
Is the girl Asian, or is she just squinting a lot? I would have to guess in that situation, closing your eyes might block out some of the pain...or it would make it easier to just pretend it's not happening and you're in DisneyWorld
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
Besides, your hands are too big. Guys dig Asian broads because they have small hands, and when they grab a white guy's tool, it looks friggin huge.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.