Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

[diceisgod]

Because she was a woman!


BAM!

[IrishAlkey]

Your sig is wacky.

[diceisgod]

honk honk

[IrishAlkey]

The vulture doesn't want to eat it.

[diceisgod]

The vulture is going to say Grace first.

[Arpikarhu]

i cant drive either :-(

[Goatweed]

why did you wait so long to learn?

[diceisgod]

It makes no sense to learn how to drive in New York city since there is adequate public transportation to take you where ever you want to go. Similarly, it makes little sense to take showers since everyone in NYC smells like dog shit.

[Arpikarhu]

exactly

[Goatweed]

I agree with you for the most part, but in Staten Island driving is pretty much a requirement. if I grew up in the city I probably wouldn't have learned until later in life either, I suppose.

[Arpikarhu]

i never lived in staten island.

[Goatweed]

then consider yourself lucky.

[Arpikarhu]

i do