Am I the only one..

criticslovesnatch · 08-14-2003, 02:14 PM

i think doc was surrounded by too many food labels as a kid.

diceisgod · 08-14-2003, 02:24 PM

"Perhaps you're lactose intolerant" -Old Lady

"No. I poop too much." - Beavis

Doc · 08-14-2003, 08:15 PM

criticslovesnatch Wrote:i think doc was surrounded by too many food labels as a kid.

Naw, I just read like a fiend and am cursed with remembering almost everything

Oh yeah, and I'm also a dork

Mad · 08-22-2003, 08:10 PM

Quote:COKE

1. In many USA states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coke-Cola into the toilet and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coke-Cola.
5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its ph is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) commercial trucks must use the hazardous material place-cards reserved for highly corrosive materials. I have no documented source on this Coca-Cola information -- so let's put it to the test.

The point is, when offered water or Coke, which one will you choose?

Some useful things to do with Coke.

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Bland · 08-22-2003, 08:34 PM

The haz-mat thing is true. One of the major causes of obesity in this country is from the empty calories contained in soda.