I'd rather chop my own dick off and stick a hot poker up my ass.
That being said, I would choose BeckyDC and VG. Becky, just because. And VG because it's probably the only way I would ever get to see what she looks like.
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!