Vaginas are disgusting - How do you walk around with them?
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10-09-2002, 07:13 PM
Go to a trailer park, tell them at home your house doesn't move, you'll have all the pussy you can handle!
Either that or call a whore. ![[Image: fire.jpg]](http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doodles46/images/fire.jpg) Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now.....
10-09-2002, 07:13 PM
Quote:find an easy inbred.They are easy to find. They have a tattoo on their thighs with an arrow pointing to their crotch that says Skeeter was here. If it's cold and they are wearing pants, the three eyes (all different colors) should tip you off. ![[Image: 8021515_F_store.jpg]](http://storetn.cafepress.com/5/8021515_F_store.jpg)
10-09-2002, 07:13 PM
well then you might as well start sucking cock now :thumbs-up:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
10-09-2002, 07:18 PM
Quote:well then you might as well start sucking cock nowYou know Jay Mohr came and did a show the summer before my first semester and some of the upper classmen I knew said that when he heard about the ratio here he said, "Fuck that, if I went to school here I'd give up on girls and start suckin cock. I mean I sure as Hell have the odds in my favor" I think I'd rather be inexperienced than purchase a girl or go gay.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
10-09-2002, 07:26 PM
Quote:I think I'd rather be inexperienced than purchase a girl or go gay.If you believe the first part, then you are the second part. But don't feel bad. Friday is National Comming Out Day.
10-09-2002, 07:31 PM
some find inexperience cute
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
10-09-2002, 10:10 PM
Inexpierence isn't a bad thing...then you can teach them to do it the way you want it done :-D
10-10-2002, 05:12 PM
Quote:teach them to do it the way you want it doneI just watch Chasing Amy last night and that scene in the club was great. Girls never give directions. If being inexperienced actually results in me makin the girl I'm with happy because I do what she likes I'm fine with that...
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
10-10-2002, 07:23 PM
I actually agree the problem with most women is:
They don't say anything, they don't give direction, or they don't even know how to get themselves off. Don't give me the subtle hints thing, I know all of them. But a lot of women give you nothing to go on. I am not embarassed that I go down, nor that I will take direction from a woman, there is nothing wrong with it. But throw out something once in a while, maybe a left or right, something. Also learning a bit about anatomy points would be a big help for a lot of guys. ![[Image: BT-vivalaevolucion-gallery-2756.jpg]](http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i242/gonzostyle/BT-vivalaevolucion-gallery-2756.jpg) http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
10-11-2002, 07:49 AM
Do philipeno boys give good directions?
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
10-11-2002, 12:53 PM
Gonzo gave them up...too many headaches...he likes Galt now...no need for boys :-D
10-11-2002, 03:18 PM
Quote:Also learning a bit about anatomy points would be a big help for a lot of guys.Needledick?
10-11-2002, 03:25 PM
Quote:Also learning a bit about anatomy points would be a big help for a lot of guys.My cunsulting fees are reasonable.
10-11-2002, 06:49 PM
Quote:Quote Stretch before you ovulate so you won't get cramps. Galt, if it makes you want to vomit, then don't go down on her until this is all done. |
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