Slash attempted to rape me at the pool tournament!

IrishAlkey · 10-15-2002, 02:28 AM

I kid you not.

Meatwad · 10-15-2002, 02:30 AM

LOLOLOLOL How Go's it Alkey....Slashypoo is a butt monger :bouncer:

Noellevious · 10-15-2002, 02:30 AM

Were you dressed provocatively?

drusilla · 10-15-2002, 02:31 AM

lies

Mad · 10-15-2002, 02:37 AM

You asked for it. Don't deny it, you slut!

GonzoStyle · 10-15-2002, 02:39 AM

You fuckin wish, we all know you are a slut. But even your reputation can't hold that statement to be true.

Danked · 10-15-2002, 02:39 AM

It was your belly shirt. I could hardly resist you myself at Bar 9.

GonzoStyle · 10-15-2002, 02:40 AM

Quote:I kid you not.

Did you ask for permission?

HollywoodJewMoses · 10-15-2002, 02:42 AM

:crackhead:

IrishAlkey · 10-15-2002, 02:43 AM

Whatever.

Jealousy hurts, doesn't it?

GonzoStyle · 10-15-2002, 02:45 AM

Dude if this statement held any weight it would not have the word "attempted" in it. You know you would bend over and spread your own cheeks if he offered.

Hey Ladi · 10-15-2002, 02:46 AM

:rofl: duuude, they think you're kiding!
they didn't see him latched on your back like a baby monkey

The Jays · 10-15-2002, 02:47 AM

..spider monkey?...

GonzoStyle · 10-15-2002, 02:47 AM

Innocent flirting and attempted sodomy are not the same thing, these are serious accusations.

Hey Ladi · 10-15-2002, 02:49 AM

in Alkey's defense, he did scream like a girl .... I don't think I'm helping Wink

IrishAlkey · 10-15-2002, 02:49 AM

SlAsH Not

Noellevious · 10-15-2002, 02:49 AM

Now it's getting sexy in here.

LyricalGomez · 10-15-2002, 02:50 AM

Quote:Innocent flirting and attempted sodomy are not the same thing, these are humorous accusations

Danked · 10-15-2002, 03:03 AM

This is not so different from what Gonzo does at board parties. Hoo hoo hoo.

Hybrid · 10-15-2002, 03:05 AM

Quote:This is not so different from what Gonzo does at board parties. Hoo hoo hoo.

SECONDED :lol: