Confessions

[nerdo5]

now you're really doing it vg. what's it like to multi? do you double click your mouse? :loveya:

[virgingrrl]

Only if you refer to him as Monkey fucker during the conversation

that would be wonderful

now you're really doing it vg. what's it like to multi? do you double click your mouse?

um. ok.


i never knew i facinated so many people.

[virgingrrl]

im retelling this one, i thought it was hysterical but no one giggled. :-(

in 2nd grade, i farted while doing mountin climbers. just as it finished echoing through the quiet gym, i screamed "EWWW MIKE!" he was the weird lil boy who was next to me, so he took all the blame.

[NaughtyAngel]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
FUNNY VG!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[nerdo5]

i do have other confessions to make.

i don't know dick about coding. i know basic and pascal lke the back of my hand, but can't program myself out of a paper bag.

i've never tried drugs, and never wish to.

every once and again, like twice a day, i get the urge to whip out my junk and start playing with myself at work. sometimes i do. i spend at least an hour looking at porn a day.

vg turns me on in a way i can't describe with words.

[FollowThisLogic]

im retelling this one, i thought it was hysterical but no one giggled. :-(

I giggled, but didn't reply because I didn't have anything of actual relevance to post. I hold myself back in that way often.

Wee, look at me, 100.

[Buttmunch]

VG farted.

[Keyser Soze]

i want to take VG to Bada Bing, which is actually Satin Dolls, not far from here.

[Lord Magus]

I find the earlobe on the right side of VG's sig strangely enticing for some compelling reason which I am currently unable to fathom.....

[virgingrrl]

vg turns me on in a way i can't describe with words.

im flattered and all...but who are you?

i will only write in black pen.

i hate writing on lined paper for that matter.

i love to crack every bone (or what ever it is that cracks) in my body.

[Buttmunch]

I'm addicted to crack.

[Maynard]

But VG....grrls never fart! :-o


Magus....I've been attracted to that picture since the first time I saw it.


mmmmmm....necks....

[virgingrrl]

i want to take VG to Bada Bing, which is actually Satin Dolls, not far from here.

i can be there in 5 min. ;-)

i like to bite people.

[Spitfire]

i want to kiss a grrl, just once.

:lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme:




I'm happy I was adopted so I don't have to inherit all my parents' fucked up genetics. But I think I may be leaning towards trying to find my birth parents...I'm not quite yet motivated, but I'm getting more curious.


oh, and I still have library books out from my county library from my freshman year of high school...Damn, that's like 10 years :clueless:
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[Hybrid]

vg i had a story just like that a few pages. poor chris. everyone thought he farted for 6 years. :lol:

in 7th grade i farted outside homeroom while getting my books out of the locker. i blamed it on my friend chris and he got made fun of from then until graduation from high school.

[mikehern]

I could see myself addicted to drugs.

[Lord Magus]

I'm addicted to crack.

As campy as that line is coming from Buttmunch... I'm DYING of laughter over here!!!!.. or.. as Hybrid would put it..

OMG!! OMG!! ROFL ROFLers!!! LOL ROFL!!!!!!

[Buttmunch]

I left from a semester abroad without paying a medical bill.

[Skitchr4u]

i have just read 20 pages of confessions. i have never been around such a wonderful bunch of people in my life. i feel blessed to have been given the chance to join this community

[NaughtyAngel]

i did not enjoy my lap dance from pinknips one bit and because of her whenever i hear "sweet home alabama" i cringe with the image of her crotch in my face