Confessions three

Kim · 10-24-2002, 05:18 PM

I don't think it would be any good by the time it got to Boston...

nerdo5 · 10-24-2002, 05:56 PM

nothing's better than rotten pumpkin bread. chock full of moldy goodness.

Galt · 10-24-2002, 06:06 PM

I just read every post in all three threads. I think it's about time to put this topic to bed for a while.

I had sex last night. The first time I came in probably about a minute. Then we kept fooling around, I got hard again about 20 minutes later, and started having sex again. At least a half an hour later, I still hadn't finished, and we were both exhausted and sore. So I just rolled over and fell asleep. I don't know what's wrong with me. I either cum immediately, or not at all. That would be studly if in the 30 minutes that I stay hard, the girl gets off, but she just gets sore. I think I'm a really bad lay. Thank God I've got great hands.

my little sister had an abortion when she was 17. Thank God she did.

My brother married his high school sweetheart, she became on of my closest friends. They were together for 12 years, now I wish she was dead.

The last time I cried was on September 11, and it was because I was thinking of the people making the last phone call to their loved ones while in the tower, knowing that they'd die, and having to leave a message and the answering machine.

I don't go to the doctor unless I'm real sick, and don't plan to because I don't want to have a physical and get an anal exam.

I must confess, some of the things here, have made me think less of people. However, I'd never mention it again, nor ever use it against them.
I never kissed a girl until college.

10 years later, there isn't a person I still talk to or even think about from high school. There are only three people I still talk to from college, and I would fly accross the country to walk through fire for them.

I look absolutely nothing like my picture in the "myvirtualmodel.com" thread of a few months back.

Sleeper had nothing to do with the Galt/Sleeper comedy tandem, and all I did was just cut and paste Bill Simmons articles. Most of you said that the Bill Simmons stuff wasn't funny, which made me want to yell at your lack of judgement.

I'm pretty sure that my next door neighbor was sexually molested as a kid. I went over his house once when I was like 8 and he was 10 and for some reason he had us take of all of our clothes, had me lie on my stomach and then he laid face down on my back. Most 10 year olds, don't just think of this, so I'm pretty sure he had something go on. I thought it was a little weird, but nothing wrong enough to tell anyone. I've never mentioned it to anyone before in my life

I have had a magnet my whole life. I don't know where it came from, or why I've kept it, but I have. It's a tiny little retangular magnet that's about an inch long and 1/4 wide. No decoration, just a plain black magnet. I noticed it when I was young, and it was attatched to my heater. It stayed in my room my whole life. It's been with me to two colleges, and five apartments.

I almost got kicked out of school for setting of a fire extinguisher and breaking a bunch of glass in a dorm room at college. I got caught red-handed, ran from the campus police, dropped my license out of my sweatpants as I was running away. I went to trial at the highest level adminstrative court, when the only question was would I be expelled, or merely kicked off campus. I denied everything, somehow got away scott free, and to this day, my friends think I paid someone off, which I didn't

I've gone into other people's bathrooms and pissed in the sink just for the fun of it.

I bought five pills of Viagra off the Internet a couple years ago, used it once without telling the girl, and didn't notice any difference. I still have four of them left.

Luna · 10-24-2002, 06:13 PM

I tried Viagra once. :-o

nerdo5 · 10-24-2002, 06:19 PM

i think bill simmons is funny. i'd like to hang with him.

Maynard · 10-24-2002, 06:20 PM

Galt.....my ex-wife used to have the same problem. When we had sex for any period of time longer than 30 minutes she used to get really sore. In fact....she got sore most of the time. Some people's parts just don't fit quite right. You might be a little too "thick" for her and that's what's causing the pain.
If you often have the problem of "finishing" too quickly the first time, try masturbating before hand, or having her give you oral first. Then you return the favor and before you know it, you'll be hard again.
I went through a period where the same thing happened to me back when I was around 19 or 20. Those things solved the problem.

When I was addicted to dilaudid, I would often have sex for hours and not cum. I think they fucked my body up at the time and made me less sensitive. Now I get hard if a woman looks at me, and can cum at 37 MPH. :thumbs-up:

Maynard · 10-24-2002, 06:21 PM

Shit, I forgot to ask, what kinds of things made you think less of people? Undecided

Metalfan · 10-24-2002, 06:23 PM

What happened Luna?

Maynard · 10-24-2002, 06:23 PM

I wish Luna would sign onto AIM once in awhile.

Metalfan · 10-24-2002, 06:24 PM

Guys that shave their bodies :lol:

NaughtyAngel · 10-24-2002, 06:26 PM

i like to watch musicals

Maynard · 10-24-2002, 06:27 PM

I don't shave my whole body. Just my weiner now. And I only used to shave my legs when I was cycling. But I'm too lazy to get back on my bike. :-(

Luna · 10-24-2002, 06:27 PM

Quote:What happened Luna?

Believe it or not, it worked, but, only the first time.....after that, when I tried it again, I seemed to built up a tolerance to it. Alot of women have tried it. I should try it again and see what happens.

Maynard · 10-24-2002, 06:28 PM

Quote:I should try it again and see what happens.

Need a test subject? You know....for science. ;-)

NaughtyAngel · 10-24-2002, 06:31 PM

when i talk to guys i usually glance at their crotch every couple minutes

Maynard · 10-24-2002, 06:32 PM

Quote:when i talk to guys i usually glance at their crotch every couple minutes

:adding up the minutes from all the times I've talked to Amy:

:-o

OAS · 10-24-2002, 06:35 PM

Damn Luna, ou peaked my interest. Think of the possibilities if we both experimented. :bow:

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mikehern · 10-24-2002, 06:36 PM

I don't want to post here anymore now that I know people will think less of me.

OAS · 10-24-2002, 06:40 PM

Quote:when i talk to guys i usually glance at their crotch every couple minutes

You only looked at my face once for about 10 seconds.

NaughtyAngel · 10-24-2002, 06:45 PM

the thing i notice first on people are their eyes