Who's your daddy? - One of us have been lied to.

GonzoStyle · 11-01-2002, 06:35 PM

Rule number three: never trust nobody
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up

Arpikarhu · 11-01-2002, 06:36 PM

Quote:That is spotlight boys life story. Trying to be funny.

its gonna make for a really short autobiography.

GonzoStyle · 11-01-2002, 06:36 PM

Rule number four: I know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply

Arpikarhu · 11-01-2002, 06:39 PM

gonzo's rules are better than mine. Undecided

GonzoStyle · 11-01-2002, 06:40 PM

Rule number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce

nerdo5 · 11-01-2002, 06:43 PM

Quote:gonzo's rules are better than mine

they just rhyme better, that's all.

GonzoStyle · 11-01-2002, 06:45 PM

Rule number six: that god Damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it

Arpikarhu · 11-01-2002, 06:51 PM

countdown till the black boarder disappears. t-minus.........

PollyannaFlower46 · 11-01-2002, 06:52 PM

Rule Number Seven: If your lunch came off a truck.....RUN and get a butt plug :crackhead:

GonzoStyle · 11-01-2002, 06:53 PM

Rule number seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit

nerdo5 · 11-01-2002, 06:54 PM

Quote:If your lunch came off a truck.....RUN and get a butt plug

i think this should move a bit further up the list. although, a better rule is to not eat off the truck. and NEVER trust the egg salad or chili.

PollyannaFlower46 · 11-01-2002, 06:55 PM

I got the chicken kebab.....I'm about 10 minutes away from not going out tonight. Undecided

GonzoStyle · 11-01-2002, 06:56 PM

Quote:black boarder disappears

Where has Lazerus been?

Rule number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too

OAS · 11-01-2002, 07:02 PM

Quote:I got the chicken kebab.....I'm about 10 minutes away from not going out tonight.

Polly is leaning towards the butt plug. She already has a night of thrills in store for herself. :thumbs-up:

GonzoStyle · 11-01-2002, 07:05 PM

Rule number nine, shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police
If niggaz think you snitchin, ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin

nerdo5 · 11-01-2002, 07:05 PM

get one of the threaded buttplugs, otherwise it might pop when you walk. seal it with some teflon tape, and you'll be good as new.

GonzoStyle · 11-01-2002, 07:07 PM

Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say Hell no
Cause they gonna want they money, rain, sleet, hail, or snow

virgingrrl · 11-01-2002, 08:13 PM

back on topic for a second....unfortunatly, my dad is my dad.

rule #11: i always win.

Arpikarhu · 11-01-2002, 08:27 PM

Quote:unfortunatly, my dad is my dad.

way to bring down the room , VG!

PollyannaFlower46 · 11-01-2002, 08:32 PM

Rule #12: Promise to talk dirty to a man, and he'll take you anywhere you want to go. :thumbs-up: