01-29-2003, 03:33 AM
Send her the thread you made about her
That's a sure way to go out with a bang
That's a sure way to go out with a bang
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01-29-2003, 03:34 AM
i may be infantile but i get my point across.......
it'll work. that's definitely hitting below the belt. mention it in front of other people just for the fun of it. :thumbs-up:
01-29-2003, 03:36 AM
Print the thread out on fliers and hang them around school with a big picture of her next to it
01-29-2003, 03:37 AM
tell her that her vagina is to loose and that you need a tighter woman
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
01-29-2003, 03:39 AM
... ring her doorbell, then drop your pants and squat on the ground, and when she opens her door, all she will see is you taking a dump on her front step...
01-29-2003, 03:40 AM
Point of clarification. She's got a great vagina. The nastiness was because she had to get her stuff scraped and tested for Cancer. Now that she's healed, it's nice and warm and inviting, and she even squirts when she comes. That's an amazing feeling. Too bad the person attatched to the vagina is such a meany.
I guess I could tell everyone that we just grew apart... and that she had Chlamydia last year
01-29-2003, 03:45 AM
... wow, um.... ok, just pass her a note that says " I H8 U"... that whole vagina scraping thing was too much....
01-29-2003, 03:48 AM
We are all evil, evil people
01-29-2003, 03:51 AM
Are there any joke shops that sell gum or something that I could give her that would get her addicted to heroin?
01-29-2003, 03:52 AM
You could buy regular gum and coat it with heroin
01-29-2003, 04:00 AM
.... or you can call her up and ask her if she has ten pound balls...
01-29-2003, 04:08 AM
Quote:Send her the thread you made about her The Dil-pon was still a great idea if I do say so myself (though not named by me).
01-29-2003, 04:10 AM
You could always knock her up, and then kidnap and murder her when she's 8 months pregnant.
![[Image: fire.jpg]](http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doodles46/images/fire.jpg) Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now.....
01-29-2003, 04:12 AM
... couldn't he be charged with two counts of murder then?
01-29-2003, 05:52 AM
Quote:fuck her from behind and just as you blow say, "by the way , it's over" Arpi redeemed himself quite a bit with this comment. :rofl: ![[Image: BT-vivalaevolucion-gallery-2756.jpg]](http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i242/gonzostyle/BT-vivalaevolucion-gallery-2756.jpg) http://www.dvdspot.com/member=Gonzostyle http://www.myspace.com/brooklyngonzo http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=770777388 diceisgod Wrote:I LOVE YOU GONZY WONZY SNOOKIE WOOKIE DUMPLIN BUNS!
01-29-2003, 06:06 AM
Quote:The Dil-pon was still a great idea if I do say so myself (though not named by me). that would be me. |
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i'm sure she's already figured that part out Keyser...
