02-20-2003, 11:27 PM
Right so like I seriously thought that sex was going to be like the greatest experience of my life, that like I was going to see fireworks in the sky and like comets and shooting stars and like in my head I'd be standing in like Tennesse's stadium and just listening to people chant my name and cheer for me and stuff...you know how great situations make you feel inside...but then when my girlfriend and I started doing it, it wasn't this incredible thing...I mean it felt good and it was enjoyable but it wasn't like a life changing moment...I mean even now I don't feel any different...I thought I'd feel different after sex and I just feel the same...and now after having sex like 30 something times with my girlfriend I still don't feel much different...
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.