I am working on my love ballad....

[Weird NJ]

Hi Gonzo :lookatme:

[GonzoStyle]

Hey sexy, how is my fair lady feeling today?

[Weird NJ]

Good, thanks. :thumbs-up: I just had a shower.

[Buttmunch]

so far I got "kissed her" to rhyme with "Danked's Sister"

"When I fist her,
Never mind the fever blister..." seems to fit into your theme.

[Hey Ladi]

I just had a shower

stinky bitch

[Ken'sPen]

thanks munch,

when I came I somehow missed her.

[GonzoStyle]

If danked interferes with our romance
i'll rip out his heart and make it dance.

[Ronin]

Hello there Morgan,
bend over so I can rearrange your internal organs.

[Ken'sPen]

if you keep sucking
at this furious pace,
I will soon shoot my load,
all over your face.

[Ken'sPen]

turn around,
and hold your feet,
bite your lip,
as I bury my meat.

[Ken'sPen]

to ensure your pussy,
is nice and damp,
let me tighten,
this nipple clamp.

[GonzoStyle]

I'll take you to lunch
You can have what you wish
as long as you realize
I am not too rich.
It isn't too big
It isn't too thick
I mean my wallet
not my dick.

[Ken'sPen]

pure fucking gold.
Shakespeare of the cock.

[Keyser Soze]

id like to go on record to say this is the best thread ken has started in months.

[GonzoStyle]

it's just a little diddle off the top of my head, a gift for a fellow pimp.

I may not be too witty
I may not be very funny
I may not be too pretty
Or have a lot of money.
While i'm not the best
This you must confess
Atleast be happy
That I'm not OAS.

[Ken'sPen]

speaking of OAS,
I need the first two lines for this verse

X
X
I may not have fallen,
but I still can't get up.

[Ken'sPen]

I am not a large man,
it's sad but it's true.
but let me tell you,
just what you should do,

strip off your clothes
and sit on my face
then bend over
and suck my "disgrace"

[Keyser Soze]

when a new lady signs up
i almost bust a nut
I may not have fallen,
but I still can't get it up.

[Ken'sPen]

Take it all my love,
and don't be reckless,
swallow it all,
and avoid the pearl necklace.