Galt's girlfriend is so fat - keep all comments confined to here

Galt · 04-23-2003, 07:26 PM

she's so fat that ..... <everyone here> lifts material from BET.com's "dozens - yo mamma" section </everyone here>

I'm ashamed.

The fans await the pearl that OAS is brewing up.

Arpikarhu · 04-23-2003, 07:27 PM

i expect OAS will drop this funny bomb on us:
she is so fat that she eats alot of food!

Ronin · 04-23-2003, 07:28 PM

i remember all these from childhood. i am not looking on any website..

Galt · 04-23-2003, 07:28 PM

whatever...ANNA!!!

Ronin · 04-23-2003, 07:30 PM

she's so fat, her belt size is "EQUATOR".

Arpikarhu · 04-23-2003, 07:32 PM

Quote:whatever...ANNA!!!

:rofl: the sad thing is that he thinks that is a real winner! :rofl:

Keyser Soze · 04-23-2003, 07:33 PM

shes so fat that even galt's immense wealth can't cover her appetizer order at TGIFridays, and thats with the Tenbatz discount!

Gooch · 04-23-2003, 07:34 PM

she's so fat that she can take her face and make a suitcase.

Ronin · 04-23-2003, 07:37 PM

[eddie murphy]she so fat, she got a mouth on the back of her neck and the bitch chews like this.[/eddie murphy]

Galt · 04-23-2003, 07:39 PM

PS. All my money was in tech stocks, and I haven't worked in 18 months since I've been in school.

I was loaded beyond my wildest dreams on my 25th birthday, now I am just an average 28 year old.

Unlike CERTAIN people, I don't try and spread falsehoods.

Arpikarhu · 04-23-2003, 07:44 PM

Quote:Unlike CERTAIN people, I don't try and spread falsehoods

he and his buddy, the terrorist who is the real beltway sniper, are gonna use thier secret military training on your ass if you dont cool out!

Ronin · 04-23-2003, 07:47 PM

she's so fat, it takes her 24 hours to turn around in a circle.

Galt · 04-23-2003, 07:48 PM

So far Keyser is winning.

I will announce an official winner when this thread reaches 20 pages

I steal watermelons · 04-23-2003, 07:51 PM

She so Fat, They filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower

Arpikarhu · 04-23-2003, 07:52 PM

i thought for sure my lincoln tunnel one would put me in the lead. :-(
she is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper

2 tired 2 give N F · 04-23-2003, 07:56 PM

She's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcoming back party.

Galt · 04-23-2003, 07:56 PM

ZING!!

Anna's moving up the rear.

2 tired 2 give N F · 04-23-2003, 07:56 PM

She's so fat God made her and then rested on the 7th day.

2 tired 2 give N F · 04-23-2003, 07:57 PM

She's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Galt · 04-23-2003, 07:57 PM

Keyser's secret is his clever use of exlamation points.

It's how all the pro comedians do it.