Zootybang appreciation post - Feel the power drawing you to read this

[Zootybang]

Seeing as how we've been inundated with retarded "In this thread...." posts lately, I thought I'd throw out a thread on a subject that magically binds us together. If I may, the very fiber of this message board.
Namely, me.
I'll get this thing kicked off, and you guys can just follow suit and let nature take It's course. For starters;

Zootybang Is probably the coolest person on earth. Now, you all post your amusing anectdotes on how I've affected your life In a positive way, however small It might seem.
Please, discuss and comiserate.

[Goatweed]

I had baked turkey on seedless rye, with a side of coleslaw and 2 glasses of water.

[Zootybang]

See? Already I'm stimulating conversation.
I had a grilled chicken salad with chopped eggs and extra ranch dressing.

[Arpikarhu]

there is nothing like a fresh set of sheets on the bed

[Hybrid]

im moving out of my dorm thursday

[Goatweed]

Midgets, while comical, must really be depressed inside knowing no matter how hard they try, they'll always be considered "little people".

[LyricalGomez]

If you drive your car really, really fast men in uniforms will start flashing you

[Arpikarhu]

chinese internet portals are the wave of the future

[The Sleeper]

It's "I hope we never part" now get it right or pay the price!

[Hybrid]

ball 4 take your base

[LyricalGomez]

Appreciation threads should never be started by the person being appreciated

[Goatweed]

do people ever really appreciate an appreciation thread?

[Zootybang]

Apparently you missed the Irony of that fact.

[LyricalGomez]

There was no irony, this was a sad attempt at self love

[Zootybang]

How do you attempt to love yourself? It would more accurately be described as a sad attempt to get others to love me.

[LyricalGomez]

You don't know how to attempt self love?

Prude

[Goatweed]

How do you attempt to love yourself?

masturbation perhaps?

[kindred]

Do we need a "Master of Your Domain" bet??

[Sweet Angel]

Zooty, I still can't find my remote...can you help? :lol:

[Kid Afrika]

I appreciate Zooty for all his flava and Zooty goodness. :10: