I am in love

Ken'sPen · 07-31-2003, 03:20 PM

with a woman,
but she has a bit of a risque past,
she used to fuck donkeys in Tijuana.

should that be an issue, or will love be enough.

diceisgod · 07-31-2003, 03:22 PM

Who cares just make sweet donkey love to her.

Keyser Soze · 07-31-2003, 03:23 PM

did she wear protection?

Ken'sPen · 07-31-2003, 03:24 PM

I will post the whole conversation later,
suffice to say that when the topic of girls who fucked donkeys came up,
I was less than kind in what I said about their character,
NEVER realizing that she was one.......

I hope we can get past that.

Keyser Soze · 07-31-2003, 03:44 PM

did she know the donkeys or were they strange donkeys?

Ken'sPen · 07-31-2003, 03:49 PM

she was not allowed to wear protection,
you would think they'd but a bike helmet on at least,
just in case it kicked.

Keyser Soze · 07-31-2003, 03:52 PM

dump the whore

Ken'sPen · 07-31-2003, 04:01 PM

that is a kind of cruel statement to make.

DGW · 07-31-2003, 04:31 PM

but was the sex good?

Ken'sPen · 07-31-2003, 04:34 PM

she's a little loose.

diceisgod · 07-31-2003, 04:44 PM

Old sock loose?

Ken'sPen · 07-31-2003, 04:46 PM

kinda.

when I am eating her out
I can "hear the ocean" from it.

diceisgod · 07-31-2003, 05:35 PM

I am in anger
I'm madly in anger with yoooooouuuuu
I'm madly in anger with yoooooooouuu

What a bunch of jerkoffs! :lol:

Keyser Soze · 07-31-2003, 05:38 PM

im sorry but if shes fucked a donkey, what does that say about you?

IrishAlkey · 07-31-2003, 05:40 PM

It says everybody has a soul mate.

Ken'sPen · 07-31-2003, 05:45 PM

it says my girls have fucked jackasses before me?

Mad · 07-31-2003, 05:53 PM

Look at the bright side you can always fist her. Just make sure to take your watch off first.

DGW · 07-31-2003, 06:35 PM

i say keep the watch on for her pleasure

Keyser Soze · 07-31-2003, 07:04 PM

hopefully galt will post something about go-carts in this thread.

Ken'sPen · 07-31-2003, 07:27 PM

I was hoping he would post that he WAS gonna buy a house with her.