Children - people who shouldn't have them

Hoon · 08-07-2003, 11:30 PM

IrishAlkey Wrote:Fag.

Clit nibbler

IrishAlkey · 08-07-2003, 11:31 PM

Yes, I'm straight.

You're gonna' make me cry.

Hoon · 08-07-2003, 11:32 PM

diceisgod Wrote:You're just not gonna fit in around here then.

Now that made me laugh.

You should watch and learn from Dice, Alkey.

Silera · 08-07-2003, 11:33 PM

Either this Hoon character is a complete idiot, or he plays one on TV.

IrishAlkey · 08-07-2003, 11:34 PM

Be quiet.

He's sending you checks.

Hoon · 08-07-2003, 11:34 PM

I'd play the role of your husband on tv...

But children turn me off and and I can't bring myself to choke you in front of them.

Silera · 08-07-2003, 11:37 PM

Decipher that please.

diceisgod · 08-07-2003, 11:40 PM

I think it means he want to fuck you while wearing a Barney outfit.

Hoon · 08-07-2003, 11:41 PM

How about I just choke you with a banjo string?

Silera · 08-07-2003, 11:45 PM

Just finished jerking off to Deliverance?

Hoon · 08-07-2003, 11:54 PM

Close.

I just finished practicing with my bluegrass band.

Silera · 08-07-2003, 11:56 PM

That's what you call your balls, dick and asshole?

Hoon · 08-07-2003, 11:57 PM

No...I call them 'weapons of mass destruction'

I'm in dealings with Libya now.

IrishAlkey · 08-07-2003, 11:58 PM

I bet we couldn't find yours either.

Hoon · 08-08-2003, 12:04 AM

Affirmative.

They would be buried deep inside 'the chick on the left'

IrishAlkey · 08-08-2003, 12:05 AM

I don't think she likes you.

Hoon · 08-08-2003, 12:08 AM

That's not what she wrote on my dirty windshield.

IrishAlkey · 08-08-2003, 12:09 AM

I bet Jack would think that was a zinger.

Hoon · 08-08-2003, 02:22 AM

Ahhh..
But your signature pic probes unexplored areas of comedy.