i work at subway which is where this happened...and they have a thing that has a series of stacked blades that you put a tomato in. you ram the blades into it and out pops a shitload of tomato slices. and when going to pick it up, the fucking thing slamed down on my hand and 3 blades smacked my thumb
when I worked at the NYU office, I cut myself on a tape gun while i was outside taping flyers, and I had to run all over the place to find a place with a band-aid.
i worked at a pizza place and i sliced my idex finger on my right hand almost off with the cheese grater machine one night. Luckly it only took a bunch of skin and finger nail off. But i did bleed all over the cheese and my buddy washed it off and put back in the bin for the customers.