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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
<table style=filter:dropshadow(color=Blue)>Wow, this makes text virtually unreadable...just like Ken's posts</table>
<table style=filter:blur>This may be worse though</table>
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
wooo!, as long as i am there for the weirdest moment in history. that being the moment that one of you oddly fumbles to remove the garter from the other's leg. i'll be looking to win a lot of money with the video tape of this on some stupid show on ABC