I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
Galt Wrote:Bland is masturbating in my backyard right now.
I am having regular relations with my new girlfriend,(the love of my life from the seventh floor), and thus do not feel like masturbating, let alone doing it in your backyard.
I can only assume this is wishful thinking on your part.
Dude, every guy pulls his pud, no matter how smoking or non-existant his chica is. Any man who says differernt is a liar or has no arms
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.