joobies got a puppy

[QuickStop]

fuck you.

[HedCold]

its not her nickname, but she doesn't want to use it

[QuickStop]

because it was a stupid stupid idea! quickstop is the best pet name ever.

[The Sleeper]

yea quickstop is a much better name than joobies

[Zootybang]

Name her speedbump.
Then throw her in the street so she can live up to her name.

[Hybrid]

lol

[Danked]

Bob!

[Galt]

BE WACYK & NAME HER CUJO OR KILLER OR SOMETHIN/!!!!!!?!

[GonzoStyle]

Name her koko like eddie murphy's dog in Delirious.

Then when joobies gets bored with the dog like they do with everything else once the impulse is gone. Then stops walking the dog and lets it shit everywhere and doesn't even bother cleaning it up you can pull the line on her..

YOU JUST GONNA LET THE SHIT STAY THERE? THIS AIN'T SCOOBY DOO MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[Galt]

how about "I don't have a single creative or imaginative bone in my body, so I'll just get my girlfriend a fucking dog"

[HedCold]

how about "I don't have a single creative or imaginative bone in my body, so I'll just get my girlfriend a fucking dog"

i didn't buy her the dog, her parents did. she went home for thanksgiving and found out

and she named it ada

and besides since we still live in the dorms we're not allowed to have pets, only gold fish

[GonzoStyle]

we still live in the dorms we're not allowed to have pets

But she has you already so what's one more?

[Galt]

sounds like the dogs name is "Anna", but she has a cold.

[HedCold]

her roommates name is ana. maybe you're on to something

[GonzoStyle]

Yeah, you turned her lesbo.

[HedCold]

:2:

[GonzoStyle]

Good work captain empty pants

[Goatweed]

her roommates name is ana

Yeah, you turned her lesbo

is there video?

oh, and kunt > ana

[Doc]

OAJewpacPoll

Oh, sorry, wrong thread. Petie is a good name too

[Keyser Soze]

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