Today is my last day of college

[The Sleeper]

Who wants to buy me a milkshake?

[Galt]

you should see what that sex thing is all about

[The Sleeper]

are you offering?

[IrishAlkey]

It's like a slow dance, but faster.

[Galt]

and then the bad stuff comes out.

[IrishAlkey]

Only from the women you pork...

[Galt]

a buddy of mine called me up to tell me that he met a girl who did it as well (different girl, thank you very much) and he was in complete agreement that it's the hottest thing ever.

You are all jealous. And if you aren't, trust me...you should be.

[The Sleeper]

I am jealous of your boyish good looks and razor-sharp wit.

[Goatweed]

welcome to the real world - prepare to be seriously diappointed.

[The Sleeper]

you say that like I have good expectations for it.

[Goatweed]

oh, well in that case you'll do just fine :thumbs-up:

[Keyser Soze]

get a job, slacker.

[The Sleeper]

those things are overrated

[Galt]

but they help you buy the stuff you need.

[The Sleeper]

i thought that's what parents are for?

[Galt]

In five years he's sleeping on the street.

[The Sleeper]

I hope I at least have my fingers

[Suzie]

congratulations. Hope you enjoyed it, life only gets worse from here.

[Keyser Soze]

lazy kids.