the old keys scam!

[IrishAlkey]

I did my taxes today.

I sure hope I don't need any receipts when my 16k refund arrives next month!

[Silera]

I can't believe they actually show people your apartment before legally binding them to rent it.

[IrishAlkey]

It's the equivelant of showing a homeless man which corner he'll be sleeping on tonight.

[Galt]

you know what's great about taxes? You pay too much taxes, so you get a refund. Then they tax you on that money you got back the next year.

[Silera]

I don't remind them about that next year.

[Galt]

they know. I've had to send supplemental checks for both '99 and '01 because I was unaware of that fact.

[Silera]

You obviously earn more than I do.

The stamps probably cost more than anything they could ever recover from me.

[Galt]

So are you and Alkey sitting in different rooms on different computers, or on one's lap with different browsers?

You should talk with words.

[IrishAlkey]

Who said we live together?

[Galt]

Gonzo did. And he said you were a henpecked bitch.

[The Sleeper]

because pre-marital sex is impossible!

[IrishAlkey]

What a card.

[Mad]

Why buy the cow when the milk is free.

[Galt]

so the kids don't call random strangers daddy.

[Silera]

I speak to him as little as possible, hence the 2 years without a fight.

[Arpikarhu]

i feel that if the government owes you money at the end of the year, then they should be giving me interest on that money if they are gonna hold it till April.

[Mad]

Did the "daddy" ever get even with his child support?

[Silera]

No, but the good faggot showed up a month after Christmas with a game cube to make my Christmas gift look like a piece of shit.

[Mad]

I hope your kids realize what a POS he is and never speak to or see him when he's old and dying.

[Silera]

I hope he needs one of their kidneys and they say no.