unconfirmed new world record!!

[IrishAlkey]

Yes, those kids would all be in their late thirties by now but I don't dare break his heart and ruin the gag.

[Arpikarhu]

5 times? chicken feed!

[crx girl]

i just know that he's better than that

[Arpikarhu]

Yes, those kids would all be in their late thirties by now but I don't dare break his heart and ruin the gag.

must have been some sort of forcep trauma then

[IrishAlkey]

Forceps were banned in 1964.

[Arpikarhu]

bad sperm?

[Arpikarhu]

mom was a boozer?

[Arpikarhu]

maybe she had poor nutrition. just throwing these out there. let me know if i get it right

[IrishAlkey]

I'll jerk my dad off and analyze the sample.

Gimme' a few minutes.

[Arpikarhu]

waiting.......

[crx girl]

from what i can tell alkey is a fine physical specimen

[IrishAlkey]

I accidentally swallowed the sample.

I'll have to try again in an hour.

[Black Lazerus]

You have horrid taste in fashion and men.

[IrishAlkey]

Listen to baseball eyes.

He knows a hot male when he sees one... walking towards him from 74 miles away...

[crx girl]

just because i have issues with assymetry doesn't mean i have bad taste in fashion

[Black Lazerus]

Golf balls not baseballs

[IrishAlkey]

Ever have somebody mistake your head for a tee and swing for the fairway?

[Black Lazerus]

...

[IrishAlkey]

Sorry to hear that.

[Arpikarhu]

Ever have somebody mistake your head for a tee and swing for the fairway?

truly the golden age of comedy is upon us!