every time my grandma cleans...

[diceisgod]

Bullshit. I'm gonna invent the fucker

[Black Lazerus]

well get cracking bitch i need to see tyra banks on the holo screen!!!!

[diceisgod]

I regret getting her cable to begin with. I should have let her go on watching her dumb soap operas and gameshows using the fucking rabbit ears. She probably thought Pat Sajac and Vanna White really had green skin and wavy lines of static permeated the atmosphere of Hollywood penetrating both buildings and people. It must be some kind of radiation or nuclear poisoning from the time the Martians invaded.

[GonzoStyle]

hey grandma, so what happened?

I was cleaning behind the TV and the cable just stopped working, I tried pushing all the buttons but it didn't work...

ok lemme take a look...... ok yeah, the plug needs to be plugged into the socket for it to work grandma.

I DON'T KNOW ALL THIS TECHNICAL BULLSHIT!!!

ok grandma, bye.

[Goatweed]

so it was the smoking after all? I told you!!

[crx girl]

my grandma's in her mid 90's about oh i dunno, 15 years ago we bought her a basic tape player and some classical tapes. i think that and the toaster is about the highest technology in the house. and you know what, she's perfectly happy hanging her washing on the line and watching cricket a little wavy. she's got that new fangled colour tv in the front room. of course when we visit the children are still only allowed to watch the b&w which stretches everyone's head to about a 4:1 proportion.

[Goatweed]

watching cricket??? your poor grandma

[GonzoStyle]

she's got that new fangled colour tv

you sicken me.

[crx girl]

watching cricket??? your poor grandma

she likes it, sometimes my uncle even brings her to lords or whatever the fuck it's called. she was born in 1912 she's seen an entire century of crazy shit. i think she's quite happy to sit down with a little tape of mozart and sew some clothes for the great grandkids

[Black Lazerus]

yeah i go in the summer to watch the cricket games they have out here in jersey.... much more exciting than baseball

[Keyser Soze]

you should go over to her house and strangle the bitch with the tv cord.

[crx girl]

why?