there is too much

[Zootybang]

Something about the way that little mook on the left in abe's bottom sig moves his head, coupled with the smug look on his face makes me want to kill him and anyone he knows. It's an overwhelming desire. I think i might be a racist.
Go yankees. Score a goal unit.

[GonzoStyle]

May I be the first to say that Abe is now among my most favorite members.

Can we talk about the 1919 white sox next.

Or sleeper and my favorite subject, the merkle boner.

[Keyser Soze]

thank you jack for that clever resolution.

[diceisgod]

The donate button is wasting too much space.

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

i donated once.

Gonzo keeps my sperm sample with his movie memorabilia.

[Goatweed]

The donate button is wasting too much space.

based on it's usage, one would think so.

[GonzoStyle]

This has nothing to do with the merkle boner.

[AbeSapien]

I think they gave Merkle too much shit over that play that gave him the name "Merkle's Boner". FOr god sakes, the fans swarmed the frigging feild, anyone would think the game was over. It's no different than everyone blaming Steve Jobs for grabbing the home-run ball last season. Everyone seems to forget that there was a Game Seven after that, and the cubs blew that. Instead of placing the blame on their own shitty team, they blame outside forces that "prevented" them from winnning. Fucking disgusting.

[GonzoStyle]

I <3 Abe Sapien.

Yet I bet it's just an alias and it's probably some old member that I always hated.

[AbeSapien]

I <3 Abe Sapien.

Yet I bet it's just an alias and it's probably some old member that I always hated.

I originally signed up as "BPRD", but I forgot my password, so I re-registered.

I can tell you that as BPRD, I fucking hated you. But I'm a new man!

[GonzoStyle]

what the fuck did I do, I come around like once a month.

[AbeSapien]

Listen, we're getting off topic here. If someone doesnt post a picture of "Shoeless" Joe Jackson sometime in the immediate future, this thread will have no hope of redemption.

[GonzoStyle]

I wanna know why you hated me!!!

and i'd rather see a picture of Ty Cobb getting a blow job from a black woman while tossin up a gang sign for the camera.

[AbeSapien]

Look, I dont know what you did to piss off BPRD, you'll have to ask him yourself. As you can see, my account name is "AbeSapien", which is not the same as "BPRD". As such, I cannot speculate as to the thoughts or feelings of another user's account. I would appreciate it if you would immediately drop the subject.

Also, the 1919 White Sox did not throw the game.

[GonzoStyle]

I know, their alter egos the blacksox threw them.

Now tell me why you hated me in your past board life.

[AbeSapien]

IT WAS BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS HAD TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, OKAY!?!?!!! IT WAS BECAUSE YOU NEVER LEARNED WHEN TO DROP THE FUCKING SUBJECT!!!

So..... can we be friends now?

[GonzoStyle]

so when did this particular grievance you had take place, what happened for you to develop such great hatred for me in your past experience with me.

we been friends, pal o' mine.

[AbeSapien]

I feel another re-registration coming on.

[GonzoStyle]

we like brothers now!!

[Keyser Soze]

WE BOYS!