When I become president

[Galt]

My first act will be to lift the tax protection that religions have.

[HedCold]

can i be vp?

[Galt]

only if you are a natural born American.

[HedCold]

:thumbs-up:

[Galt]

Although I don't know how wise it is to have to guys from the northeast on the same ticket.

[HedCold]

i think we can counteract that these days if we pretend we're a slightly bit religious

that whole tax thing might hurt though

[Keyser Soze]

HANNITIZE THE VOTE!

[Galt]

You'd have to lose the dead weight in Joobies if we're going to be the swinging single guys ticket. Else, it'll be tough to get the chick vote.

[HedCold]

true

you might have to dye your hair. there's going to be all those "the ___ is getting beat like a red headed step child" jokes"

[diceisgod]

Bozo for President!

[Galt]

I don't have red hair. I have auburn hair. Sheesh!

[HedCold]

because the ny post is going to know the difference

[coppelia]

is there a reason u wanna life the tax exemption?

[Galt]

Because it's stupid. Because every religious building is opulent as they just drink in money and never have to pay a cent in taxes. Because it will take a large chunk of money away from them, and therefore their politcal clout. Because religion is stupid, and I hate that they are above the law and seemingly a country in their own right.

Plus, it's a great way to pay down debt, and lower taxes for people and companies.

[HedCold]

aren't there still some taxes they have to pay?

[HedCold]

nothing to see here

[Danked]

Can I be secretary of smokin' weed!?

[Arpikarhu]

if that truly is your platform, i would vote for you. fucking religions!

[Black Lazerus]

the higher up's in my family own a church and believe me. religion is where the money is.

[diceisgod]

Laz is gonna pull out the bible and read from the Book of Niggaronomy.