Tonights The Night Part 2!!!!!

GonzoStyle · 10-05-2004, 07:01 PM

The vice presidential debate, this one should be just as interesting. Dick Cheyney will have the fun task of cleaning up the mess from Bush's debate. Edwards will look pretty for the camera and smooth talk everyone, Cheyney will call him a fuckin bitch, good times!!!

I'd score this one too but I think it'll be Cheyney by TKO.

The Sleeper · 10-05-2004, 08:06 PM

it'll be awesome if it's anything like this

Quote:Indicators measure the nation's unemployment rate, consumer spending and other economic milestones, but Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites) says it misses the hundreds of thousands who make money selling on eBay.

"That's a source that didn't even exist 10 years ago," Cheney told an audience in Cincinnati on Thursday. "Four hundred thousand people make some money trading on eBay."

San Jose, Calif.-based EBay Inc. is an Internet auction site where anyone can sell just about anything, including clothing, cell phones, jewelry, memorabilia, trinkets and automobiles.

Democratic vice presidential candidate John Edwards (news - web sites) responded that Cheney's comments show how "out of touch" he and President Bush (news - web sites) are with the economy.

"If we only included bake sales and how much money kids make at lemonade stands, this economy would really be cooking," Edwards said in a statement.

GonzoStyle · 10-05-2004, 08:22 PM

Edwards is quite the witty one.

The Jays · 10-06-2004, 01:34 AM

Yeah, but Cheney would really drive home the point, and Edwards would just look like he's taking it, like a pussy.

Galt · 10-06-2004, 01:49 AM

"I'm presiding over the Senate on most Tuesday's when it's in session. The first time I've ever met you, was tonight when you walked on stage"

Wow. Cheney is smaking his shit up.

GonzoStyle · 10-06-2004, 01:58 AM

When cheyney said

"yeah your numbers are way off about the 200 billion we've spent in iraq, the number was actually 120 billion you probably missed that session when we voted on it in congress."

I was all like... OHHHHHH SNAP YO!!!

Much more entertaining and informative than last thursday.

Edwards kinda lost his patience a few times already, it must be so frustrating with those fuckin lights.

The Sleeper · 10-06-2004, 02:41 AM

best line:

"He voted against a holiday for Martin Luther King!"

GonzoStyle · 10-06-2004, 02:43 AM

who said that?

The Sleeper · 10-06-2004, 02:44 AM

Edwards! After he said Cheney also voted against Meals on Wheels for seniors

GonzoStyle · 10-06-2004, 02:46 AM

damn I musta missed that when I went poopies.

diceisgod · 10-06-2004, 02:47 AM

Edwards is a lap dog. He couldn't say three sentences without mentioning Kerry's name. People should vote for Bush just to ensure that Edwards doesn't become President if Kerry bites it.

The Sleeper · 10-06-2004, 02:53 AM

there should be more questions like that:

"without using the letter s or monosyllabic words, explain your take on healthcare"

The Jays · 10-06-2004, 02:58 AM

I'm certain the Meals on Wheels issue and Martin Luther King Day issue were really crucial deciding elements of the bills that Cheney had to break a tie on.

The Sleeper · 10-06-2004, 03:00 AM

I'm just amazed that the issue of a holiday for Martin Luther King is put up for a vote! Do they also still vote on interracial marriage?

The Jays · 10-06-2004, 03:01 AM

Marriage is a state issue, unless there's an amendment proposed

The Sleeper · 10-06-2004, 03:05 AM

uhhh the dilution of the master race is a national issue

Galt · 10-06-2004, 03:05 AM

Now, I may be partisan, but didn't Cheney absolutely destroy Edwards? Just time and time again?

The Jays · 10-06-2004, 03:07 AM

C'mon, everyone knew beforehand. Cheney vs Edwards, sitting down; It's looked like Vern Schillenger debating with Tobias Beecher.

diceisgod · 10-06-2004, 03:15 AM

We can do better. John Kerry told me.

Arpikarhu · 10-06-2004, 03:38 AM

i call it a tie. they both got some shots in.